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Don’t worry kids, Fauci has vaccinated Santa Clause
Posted on 12/20/20 at 10:50 pm
Posted on 12/20/20 at 10:50 pm
Fauci says he went up to the North Pole and vaccinated Santa.
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Posted on 12/20/20 at 10:52 pm to mamagreg
Oh great
Now he’s gonna get bell palsy and turn into an alligator
Can this POS do anything right?
Now he’s gonna get bell palsy and turn into an alligator
Can this POS do anything right?
Posted on 12/20/20 at 10:52 pm to mamagreg
Posted on 12/20/20 at 10:53 pm to mamagreg
Must be Weihnachtsmann
Posted on 12/20/20 at 10:54 pm to mamagreg
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Fauci says he went up to the North Pole and vaccinated Santa.
Alright, I'm calling bullshite on this one.
Posted on 12/20/20 at 10:55 pm to mamagreg
Did Fauci tell Santa he still needed to wear a mask until Christmas 2022
Posted on 12/20/20 at 10:57 pm to mamagreg
Santa needs to punch that midget frick right in his face.
Posted on 12/20/20 at 10:59 pm to mamagreg
New Covid variant >> Fauci vaccine
Posted on 12/20/20 at 11:01 pm to mamagreg
Our government treats the citizens like a bunch of kids who still believe in Santa Clause.
They trot out only slightly more believable bullshite than that on a daily basis.
Posted on 12/20/20 at 11:04 pm to SECSolomonGrundy
The reindeer have herd immunity
Posted on 12/20/20 at 11:10 pm to mamagreg
Unfortunately Santa isn’t immune until 7 days after his second immunization 21 days after the first. So kids NO CHRISTMAS for you.
Posted on 12/20/20 at 11:13 pm to The Truth 34
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Santa needs to punch that midget frick right in his face.
And put him on the Etch-a-Sketch assembly line with the rest of the elves.
Posted on 12/20/20 at 11:14 pm to mamagreg
So Fauci is saying Santa couldn't make his own vaccine? Seems kind of nationalist.
Posted on 12/20/20 at 11:38 pm to mamagreg
Stupid NPR story
This shite is so stupid
What parent doesn’t let their kid hug their family members but takes them to a CNN town hall?
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"Will Santa still be able to visit me in coronavirus's season?" asked 6-year-old Paxton from Geneva, Ill., during a CNN-Sesame Street town hall Saturday. "What if he can't go to anyone's house, or near his reindeer?"
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Luckily for children everywhere, the nation's top infectious disease specialist is on the case. "I took care of that for you, because I was worried that you'd all be upset," Dr. Anthony Fauci responded. "So what I did a little while ago: I took a trip up there to the North Pole, I went there and I vaccinated Santa Claus myself.
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"I measured his level of immunity, and he is good to go," Fauci added. "He can come down the chimney, he can leave the presents, he can leave, and you have nothing to worry about."
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During the town hall, Fauci responded to other concerns from children, including when they'll be able to hug their families again (right now, if it's someone who lives with you), and whether the vaccine hurts (it's just a pinch).
This shite is so stupid
What parent doesn’t let their kid hug their family members but takes them to a CNN town hall?
Posted on 12/20/20 at 11:52 pm to mamagreg
As if we needed more proof that Fauci was a fricking liar.
Posted on 12/21/20 at 5:49 am to mamagreg
What about Santa?
Posted on 12/21/20 at 6:07 am to mamagreg
Reminds me of the excuse Gov Sanford used to hook up with his side piece
Posted on 12/21/20 at 6:08 am to mamagreg
What a crock of shite.
Posted on 12/21/20 at 6:18 am to mamagreg
I bet all the other virologists out there roll their eyes every time he comes on the tele.
Posted on 12/21/20 at 6:57 am to mamagreg
I thought that the little elf fricker wanted to cancel Christmas for another 2 years?
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