Dog advice

The last several dogs we've had were toy poodles. Great dogs, smart, friendly, don't shed.

Miniature schnauzer. I had a male and he was a really cool dog.

Golden Doodle...smart, doesn't shed,(as long as they have more poodle traits)

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I’d like to get a Frenchie

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those dogs smell like absolute arse. Fart like they ate something that died.

Don’t do it

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Wife doesn’t want one though

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Shotgun
Do you ever want to get laid again?

Shih Tzus are cool little dogs. Hair instead of fur so you won’t have to worry about shedding.

eta: Schnauzers are cool too.

French Bulldogs have lots of health issues. Go to the pound and get a sweetie that needs a home.

They all shed, just not all as much as Labradors.

French Bulldogs are cute if you don't mind when they get mad and scream at you like tiny Velocoraptors.

If you want smaller and sweet think about a Havanese or Bichon. Slightly larger then think about a Spaniel (English Springer for example).

If you want a small/medium sized dog that's more outdoorsy and smart then how about a German Pointer?

If you like dogs more than your wife then get an Irish Setter. It's a medium/large dog that sheds some but you and everyone else will love it after she divorces you.