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Does your wife/girlfriend/boyfriend come in the bathroom while you are pooping

Posted on 9/15/16 at 8:36 am
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19244 posts
Posted on 9/15/16 at 8:36 am
My wife comes in the bathroom every time I take a shite, drives me nuts.


Sometimes it will be her, my kid and the freaking dog all in there hamming it up.
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19419 posts
Posted on 9/15/16 at 8:37 am to
how else would she give me a blumpkin
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67589 posts
Posted on 9/15/16 at 8:37 am to
why would it bother you
Posted by ProjectP2294
South St. Louis city
Member since May 2007
70095 posts
Posted on 9/15/16 at 8:38 am to
frick no. I lock the door. I don't want to be bothered.
Posted by LNCHBOX
70448
Member since Jun 2009
84060 posts
Posted on 9/15/16 at 8:38 am to
If she needs to get something out of the bathroom. It's not a big deal.
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
21413 posts
Posted on 9/15/16 at 8:38 am to
Yes, but not on purpose and she usually leaves right away.
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
19999 posts
Posted on 9/15/16 at 8:38 am to
No.
Posted by MasCervezas
Ocean Springs
Member since Jul 2013
7958 posts
Posted on 9/15/16 at 8:39 am to
Nah man. Shite no. I believe you'd get your arse kicked doing something like that.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120172 posts
Posted on 9/15/16 at 8:39 am to
No i lock the door

Shitting time is my time
Posted by El Magnifico
La casa de tu mamá
Member since Jan 2014
7017 posts
Posted on 9/15/16 at 8:40 am to
We have a separate toilet room in the bathroom. Love it.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 9/15/16 at 8:40 am to
quote:

Yes, but not on purpose and she usually leaves right away.



This.

And she usually leaves pinching her nose and gasping for air.


ETA:

Also, we've been together for 6+ years and I've never smelled her shite. She always goes in the guest room and is like a shite ninja. Never mentions it or anything and I never see her go in there. It's one of her best qualities
This post was edited on 9/15/16 at 8:42 am
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
56204 posts
Posted on 9/15/16 at 8:40 am to
I just wouldn't shite til I blew up
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13253 posts
Posted on 9/15/16 at 8:41 am to
I don't really believe in the term "safe space," but if I were to have one, it'd be when I'm taking a dump.

If my pants are on the floor, don't touch that door.
Posted by Bamad
Calera, AL
Member since May 2010
5207 posts
Posted on 9/15/16 at 8:41 am to
quote:

No i lock the door

Shitting time is my time


This was my thought exactly.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 9/15/16 at 8:41 am to
No dude. That's my time to have a little peace and quiet.

And post on TD
Posted by SouthboundTiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2014
1069 posts
Posted on 9/15/16 at 8:42 am to
My shite's smell freaking horrible, my wife doesn't even like walking by the bathroom door while i'm taking a dump
Posted by MasCervezas
Ocean Springs
Member since Jul 2013
7958 posts
Posted on 9/15/16 at 8:43 am to
quote:

If my pants are on the floor, don't touch that door.


truer words were never spoken
Posted by lsusportsman2
Member since Oct 2007
27232 posts
Posted on 9/15/16 at 8:44 am to
As long as she's giving me a blowie too, she can come in the bathroom while I'm taking a shite whenever she wants.
Posted by Phate
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2006
11723 posts
Posted on 9/15/16 at 8:44 am to
quote:

frick no. I lock the door. I don't want to be bothered.
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
112238 posts
Posted on 9/15/16 at 8:46 am to
You act like this bothers you but you don't lock the door like any other human being that isn't a savage?
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