Does Anyone Have Any Crazy Ex Stories?

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The other night, I couldn't sleep so I turned on the TV and there was a TV series marathon on some show about crazy exes. Before each show it said the stories were based on real events, but the identities of the people were changed. Anyway, each show was an hr long with three different stories an episode.

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I dated a bulimic. She was crazy.

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Every ex is crazy

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Where to begin

I was stabbed with a pair of scissors over a fight that I shite you not began over me forgetting to tell her where to turn in at a parking lot.

Tried to be secretive when buying flowers for Valentine's Day, ex thought I was cheating and dumped me. Even after I dropped the flowers off.

Got together with one girl and thought it could be something until I learned she was insane and told me a long arse story about being on the run from the Russian mafia.

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Nowak drove from Houston to Orlando, Florida, on February 4–5, 2007. She packed latex gloves, a black wig, a BB pistol and ammunition, pepper spray, a hooded tan trench coat, a 2-pound drilling hammer, black gloves, rubber tubing, plastic garbage bags, approximately $585 (USD) in cash, her computer, an 8-inch (20 cm) Gerber folding knife and several other items before driving the 900 miles (1,400 km) to Florida. Early police reports indicated she wore space diapers during the trip, but she later denied wearing them.[20][21] On February 5, 2007, Nowak went to the Orlando International Airport, waited for about an hour in the baggage claim, and then proceeded to the airport parking lot, where she located and confronted Shipman, who had just arrived from Houston by plane.[22] Shipman said that after arriving, she was aware of someone following her to an airport satellite parking area.[23] When she got into her car, she heard running footsteps and quickly locked the door. Nowak slapped the window and tried to open the car door, asked for a ride, then started crying. Shipman rolled down the window a couple of inches after which Nowak sprayed the pepper spray into the car. Shipman drove off to the parking lot booth where police were summoned. Several Orlando Police Department Airport Division officers arrived minutes later, with the first officer observing Nowak throwing a bag into the trash at a parking shuttle bus stop. Nowak was subsequently arrested at Orlando International Airport on charges of attempted kidnapping, battery, attempted vehicle burglary with battery, and destruction of evidence.[24][25][26][27] In a handwritten request for a restraining order against Nowak after her arrest, Shipman referred to Nowak as an acquaintance of a boyfriend but did not identify Oefelein, and also claimed Nowak had been stalking her for two months.[28] Nowak told investigators she was involved in a relationship with Oefelein which she described as being "more than a working relationship but less than a romantic relationship". Citing evidence of elaborate planning, disguises and weapons, police recommended she be held without bail.[28][29][30]

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I had an ex get drunk and randomly show up at my house when I wasn’t there like a year after we broke up and while she was dating someone else. She threw all my clothes in my front yard in the rain.

This was college and my mom was visiting that weekend. Great thing to come home to.

I hadn’t spoken to her in months. So fricking random.

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