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Does anybody worry that they might be a Rougarou? (Serious thread is serious)

Posted on 10/5/17 at 6:51 am
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 6:51 am
So the past three or four days I've been waking up feeling like I didn't sleep at all. In the mornings I have been having weird nosebleeds as well. What got me worrying is my nephew said he saw something running across their pasture in the moonlight. I axed him to draw what he saw and it got me pretty shook up, yeah.


Yesterday morning my dogs wouldn't come near me and were cowering. Last night I was cutting up a deer I killed and couldn't help but try a piece of raw backstrap. It was good so I kept eating it. Plus I had another nosebleed and I have some weird hairs growing from my nipples.

I've read that a cajun witch could put a curse on somebody, turning them into a Rougarou. Last week I stopped at Billy's for some smoked boudin. I got the last 2 links. The old lady and her bessonne in line behind me were giving me a death stare. Do you think they could have turned me at Billy's or is there some ritual involved with this?

quote:

His body enlarged and he got a craving for raw meat. The transformation process was completed when this person took a bite of human flesh.


Awe shite.

LINK
This post was edited on 10/5/17 at 7:41 am
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11231 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 6:52 am to
Your nephew has solid erect penis drawing skills.
Posted by TheOcean
#honeyfriedchicken
Member since Aug 2004
42504 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 6:53 am to
PEEJ with a mask on
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
30328 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 6:53 am to
These sound like the classic symptoms of AIDS.


Sorry bro you have AIDS.
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
108750 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 6:54 am to
Your nephew has seen you dressing up in your Bronie costume.
Posted by Rougaroux
Madisonville
Member since Feb 2017
723 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 6:56 am to
First mistake is telling people that you saw a Rougarou. You're fricked now.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65723 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 6:56 am to
You need to report the Poli Board poster(s) diddling your nephew to the appropriate authorities.

Officers Smith & Wesson, Inspector Glock and Sergeant Remington spring to mind.
Posted by Konkey Dong
Member since Aug 2013
2166 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 7:12 am to
I'm guessing you added the penis and exaggerated quite a bit
Posted by Sody Cracker
Distemper Ward
Member since May 2016
3409 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 7:15 am to
For some strange reason I am suspicious of your claims.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89552 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 7:15 am to
quote:

solid erect penis


TWSS
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 7:15 am to
I'd be more worried that your nephew knows how to draw you with nipple clamps and an erect penis.
This post was edited on 10/5/17 at 7:36 pm
Posted by bayourougebengal
Member since Mar 2008
7193 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 7:17 am to
Solid thread baw
Posted by GetBackToWork
Member since Dec 2007
6260 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 7:17 am to
So if we don't all report this do we get arrested like the teachers in New Orleans?

From the looks of things I'm thinking costume like in True Detective, not the Rougarou.
Posted by ImAComanche
Member since Sep 2017
1207 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 7:25 am to
I see the beginnings of a prosperous career as a forensic sketch artist for your nephew.
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 7:28 am to
The nephew is 19. y'all good.
Posted by AllDawg
Evans GA
Member since Jan 2014
1516 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 7:34 am to
Looks like someone got molested by a Unicorn chicken
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
57366 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 7:40 am to
So you run around with an erection all night?

Tell your story in the peptides thread. You’ll have plenty of dudes begging to be on the rougarou train.
This post was edited on 10/5/17 at 7:41 am
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