Does A Woman With a Shattered iPhone Screen Give Insight to Her True Personality

Met a beautiful young staffer in DC last night (also, first time staying in the Trump Hotel here; hotels are usually lost on me but it really is incredible). She seems intelligent enough, although she fits the mold of every one of these girls running around the beltway.

Anyway, she pulls out her phone early on to show me something and I notice it is cracked. Not really cracked, even, but shattered. You know, the kind that looks like she would slice her ear off if she didn't use speaker phone. The kind that looks like she stopped a bullet with it. The kind that looks like she probably threw it at the last man who realized she had a den of snakes in her head.

When a woman has a shattered screen, does this give you insight into her level of craziness? In my research, there is a definite and real connection. I mean, we're not talking about a sophomore at Bogies, here. This is our nation's capital. If you can't get a new iPhone screen after getting sloppy on a Tuesday night and slamming your phone on the pavement for whatever reason, should you really be in charge of a representative's schedule?

Maybe all of these women here are drunkards looking for that foot-in-the-door by getting knocked-up by some congressman.

Wat does the OT think?