Do not fight Sylvia. She will knock you out with a mallet and try to cut off your nuts.

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A 49-year-old woman was jailed Saturday after she allegedly knocked her boyfriend unconscious and tried to cut off his genitals during an argument about another woman. Sylvia Vasquez now faces a charge of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. She remains in the Bexar County Jail.

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According to her affidavit, Vasquez became angry with her boyfriend on Saturday "because of a conversation about another woman."

The two were driving home at the time the argument began, and when they arrived at their destination, Vasquez grabbed a rubber mallet and began attacking her boyfriend until she knocked him out.

Police say she then attempted to cut off his testicles while he was unconscious.

The man awoke and discovered "he had been cut on his scrotum with an unknown sharp weapon," the affidavit says. He called paramedics, who transported him to a nearby hospital.

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