re: did Paris Hilton get a boob job? (nsfw)

Is that a hotel room or a hospital room?

And what comes in that package with a heart on it in the background? She may have been up to some shenanigans the night before!

She should have sex on camera again

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She's considered the herpes typhoid Mary of Hollywood.

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shite can't even kill you. Not the deterrent I need.

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She has never done anything for me. She is a spoiled rich kid and has ZERO body. NASTY things she has done between her legs.

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Says the ever-drunk, barely literate 60 year old.

Damn shes hot

She's always been hot. People have just always been blinded by what a shitty person she is. Which is dumb.

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She's always been hot.

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She's tall and thin. Her face has some funny angles - plus all that asymmetry with her eyes. The picture in the OP is her absolute best angle, and I do think it is filtered, if not actively edited.

Having said that, she's not repulsive, either. I just don't find her particularly "hot" as the kids say.

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Having said that, she's not repulsive, either. I just don't find her particularly "hot" as the kids say.

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Yeah, I mean she isn't some kind of goddess. But I'd say she's "hot". Have you seen her sex tape? Prettyyyyy pretty good.

I find her to be sterile in terms of sex appeal. Like, if an alien from space came down from earth and wanted to fool everybody into thinking he was a straight human man, he'd be like "I find human Paris Hilton to be attractive." He would never notice, say, Katy Mixon.

Basically, Paris is what's attractive to people who have no taste in women.

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find her to be sterile in terms of sex appeal

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I'm not saying she is at the pinnacle of sex appeal, but if you are straight and saying on a purely physical level she isn't attractive you are nuts.