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Did any of yall ever use to read Maddox's website?

Posted on 4/20/17 at 9:40 pm
Posted by Pledge
Professional Baw
Member since Sep 2015
1115 posts
Posted on 4/20/17 at 9:40 pm
I used to go to his page all the time, but now he seems kind of cringy.

LINK
Posted by ldts
Member since Aug 2015
2677 posts
Posted on 4/20/17 at 9:41 pm to
I'd forgotten all about that site. Used to run across it every so often, but haven't seen it in a few years.
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13259 posts
Posted on 4/20/17 at 9:43 pm to
Wow. I honestly had completely forgotten about Maddox. Straight nostalgia with that website.

I remember his post about grading kids art and calling them out for being shitty artists. Had to have been over 10 years ago.
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79234 posts
Posted on 4/20/17 at 9:44 pm to
i just remember the hairy fire truck
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 4/20/17 at 9:51 pm to
It wasn't until years after I stopped reading his site, which was around 9th grade when I stopped, that I found out what this dude looks like. I guess I shouldn't be surprised that he's just a balding nerd. He was always a bit cringy and had pretty neck beard-like humor. I guess I just didn't mind quite as much when I was a little shite myself.

Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
71151 posts
Posted on 4/20/17 at 9:52 pm to
Yep. Quit reading because he quit updating.
Posted by Pledge
Professional Baw
Member since Sep 2015
1115 posts
Posted on 4/20/17 at 9:54 pm to
Oh god, I never knew what he looked like. He looks like a man child that still lives in his moms basement eating soup all day.

Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19239 posts
Posted on 4/20/17 at 9:55 pm to
Maddox had some solid rants back in the day.
Posted by Loungefly85
Lafayette
Member since Jul 2016
7930 posts
Posted on 4/20/17 at 10:18 pm to
Used to be awesome. Like really awesome. But he got too full of himself.

I call it the Conan O'Brien syndrome.
Posted by BallCoachinFool
Member since Dec 2012
2133 posts
Posted on 4/20/17 at 10:18 pm to
I loved his stuff.

How to kill yourself like a man was probably my favorite.
Bathtub full of beans for the win
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
29169 posts
Posted on 4/20/17 at 10:23 pm to
Yeah. Only thing I remember is the drawings by little kids.
Posted by BilJ
Member since Sep 2003
158762 posts
Posted on 4/20/17 at 11:22 pm to
Yeah I thought that was good...then everything else felt kind of forced. Pretty shocked to find out he's still at it
Posted by ithad2bme
Houston transplant from B.R.
Member since Sep 2008
3468 posts
Posted on 4/20/17 at 11:22 pm to
How to win the war and make big savings was an awesome article. Basically said take the cost of bombs and drop the equivalent in pennies instead to wipe out everything.
Posted by ManBearTiger
BRLA
Member since Jun 2007
21851 posts
Posted on 4/21/17 at 12:54 am to
Really went to shitbwhen he let his popularity get to him, tried to leverage it into a book and a webcast thing and totally ruined it. Instead of a badass pirate he started wantd to expose his actual face, which like a lot like that weied arse GHAZI character who used to post on TD of I recall correctly.
Posted by vengeanceofrain
depends
Member since Jun 2013
12465 posts
Posted on 4/21/17 at 2:57 am to
the best page in the universe hell yeah

also enclypoediadramatica
Posted by vengeanceofrain
depends
Member since Jun 2013
12465 posts
Posted on 4/21/17 at 3:11 am to
quote:

Everything has onions in it. I love onions with all my heart and soul. My girlfriend was giving me a piggy-back ride to the grocery store the other day because I didn't want to scuff up my new shoes. She was huffing down the frozen pizza aisle when I overheard some hipster chick saying "Ewww, onions!" I jumped off my woman's back and slid over like a smooth criminal. Her boyfriend shrieked, "dude, what's your problem?" That's when a clerk tossed an onion at me from the produce aisle. I immediately dropped into a handstand and donkey-kicked the onion into the hipster-chick's yapper. She started chewing like a horse and crying tears of joy. She was so happy that she gave me her number, which I drop-kicked out of her hand and into her boyfriend's skull. She asked me how she could ever repay me, and I gave her a stern look. She thought that look meant "suicide." She was right. She said "I know what I have to do." Then she waddled over to the houseware aisle, grabbed a potato peeler and started peeling off her own face. Then I watched as she slowly ate her face for the next 15 minutes, piece by piece until she bled to death. Her final words to me were "forgive me." I said "no" in sign language, and then she died. By now the manager of the store had come by and said "Sir, you have to leave.
Posted by vengeanceofrain
depends
Member since Jun 2013
12465 posts
Posted on 4/21/17 at 3:23 am to
Posted by onelochevy
Slidell, LA
Member since Jan 2011
16534 posts
Posted on 4/21/17 at 3:58 am to
I feel like im missing out on something. Ive never even heard of this before.
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