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Dad Sues Hospital For 5 Million And Wins, Claims Flu Shot Turned His Son Gay

Posted on 10/6/16 at 11:39 pm
Posted by LSULyle00690
Hoover, AL
Member since Sep 2004
7055 posts
Posted on 10/6/16 at 11:39 pm
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83933 posts
Posted on 10/6/16 at 11:41 pm to
I knew it wasn't my fault...
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 10/6/16 at 11:41 pm to
I didn't read but how the frick did he win?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124167 posts
Posted on 10/6/16 at 11:42 pm to
California must have gotten a shite ton of flu shots.
Posted by hawgfaninc
https://youtu.be/torc9P4-k5A
Member since Nov 2011
46426 posts
Posted on 10/6/16 at 11:42 pm to
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65697 posts
Posted on 10/6/16 at 11:53 pm to

I hope this poor guy sued, too.

Stuttering Woman Bites Off Husband's Penis During Fellatio
This post was edited on 10/6/16 at 11:54 pm
Posted by BugaPainTrain7
Oxford, MS
Member since Nov 2014
11567 posts
Posted on 10/6/16 at 11:54 pm to
That's some good shite
Posted by tigerskin
Member since Nov 2004
40233 posts
Posted on 10/6/16 at 11:55 pm to
Can't be real.

Edit: Definitely a BS article
This post was edited on 10/6/16 at 11:57 pm
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
15780 posts
Posted on 10/6/16 at 11:57 pm to
I'll take a flu shot and hold one in my mouth until it goes soft for 5 million. 5 mil will buy a lot of mouth wash.
This post was edited on 10/6/16 at 11:59 pm
Posted by cwil177
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2011
28429 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 12:04 am to
That's some pretty solid satire.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61224 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 12:07 am to
Curtis McPullout? Totally fake article.
Posted by saintsfan1977
West Monroe, from Cajun country
Member since Jun 2010
7701 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 12:13 am to
quote:

I'll take a flu shot and hold one in my mouth until it goes soft for 5 million


How much to swallow?
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
15780 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 12:15 am to
Coach Sabans salary.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 12:15 am to
Sons still gay.
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
18768 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 12:26 am to
quote:

He was a regular kid before he got the shot, you could find him laughing, playing outside and beating off to The Jet Beauty Of The Week.

Then the boy gets the shot becomes a cowboys fan and starts taking duck lip selfies.


Sounds legit. Dad has a right to be pissed.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35088 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 12:37 am to
The article may be fake but the same thing happened to me. Got a flu shot and within days started having homo tendencies. Got worse as the year progressed. The next shot turned me back straight though. This was sophomore year of college.
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 6:53 am to
Scroll down to the bottom of the page:

quote:

Things You Think But Can't Say is a comedy/satire blog designed to keep you entertained.
Posted by PairofDucks
Member since Jul 2016
4992 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 6:57 am to
You do realize that this story is just satire...right???


Curtis McPullout is not a real fricking name.
Posted by TrebleHook
Member since Jun 2016
1356 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 6:57 am to
I still believe my circumcision is the reason for my micro penis. What's the statue of limitations for these type of things?
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 7:01 am to
Because he won this case, it can now be used in a court room to show that being gay is not genetic!
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