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re: Crushed to death by cheese
Posted on 8/9/23 at 4:21 pm to concrete_tiger
Posted on 8/9/23 at 4:21 pm to concrete_tiger
quote:
Cheese Whiz, guys... someone died.
I Philly your concern, but he knew this was a high steaks job.
Thankfully for the business, the holes in the staff havarti been filled
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Posted on 8/9/23 at 4:24 pm to cypresstiger
Posted on 8/9/23 at 4:24 pm to THog
quote:
Blood curd ling scream
He didn't know he was poutine his life in danger.
Posted on 8/9/23 at 4:25 pm to Saint Alfonzo
Let that be a lesson to all the dairy workers
If it can happen there
It can hap-Paneer
If it can happen there
It can hap-Paneer
Posted on 8/9/23 at 4:26 pm to cypresstiger
Chester was right. It's not easy being cheesy
Posted on 8/9/23 at 4:29 pm to Shexter
That’s what happens when you don’t say stop at Olive Garden
Posted on 8/9/23 at 4:31 pm to Itismemc
making fun of an old man crushed by cheese...you guys bunch of muensters.
Posted on 8/9/23 at 4:32 pm to cypresstiger
Hopefully his death was swiss so he didn't suffer. At least his family still has enough cheddar to get by.
Posted on 8/9/23 at 4:40 pm to Misnomer
Posted on 8/9/23 at 4:44 pm to Misnomer
I have written a poem in his honor
Ahem...
Giacomo Chiapparini,
Squished so flat, just like linguini,
Crushed by Stiltons of de-brie,
Now he's just charcuterie,
It's said he was a fine Romano,
Cheddar tear, for now he's gone-o,
A man so grate, he tried to please us,
Hope he finds his whey to Cheezus.
Posted on 8/9/23 at 4:48 pm to fr33manator
Posted on 8/9/23 at 4:52 pm to cypresstiger
He must have been feta'p with the shipping department
Posted on 8/9/23 at 4:54 pm to fr33manator
Giacomo Chiapparini,
Squished so flat, just like linguini,
Crushed by Stiltons of de-brie,
Now he's just charcuterie,
It's said he was a fine Romano,
Cheddar tear, for now he's gone-o,
A man so grate, he tried to please us,
Hope he finds his whey to Cheezus.
—-Brie-llant
Squished so flat, just like linguini,
Crushed by Stiltons of de-brie,
Now he's just charcuterie,
It's said he was a fine Romano,
Cheddar tear, for now he's gone-o,
A man so grate, he tried to please us,
Hope he finds his whey to Cheezus.
—-Brie-llant
Posted on 8/9/23 at 4:55 pm to fr33manator
Posted on 8/9/23 at 5:07 pm to cypresstiger
They will wipe the blood off and still sell them, right?
Posted on 8/9/23 at 6:01 pm to kywildcatfanone
quote:
They will wipe the blood off and still sell them, right?
It's a bit of a legal Gruyère-ea
I'm sure anyone selling cheese from this stock will be grilled on it
Posted on 8/9/23 at 6:09 pm to fr33manator
Like the legend of Harambe.
Posted on 8/9/23 at 6:11 pm to cypresstiger
Fetality
Posted on 8/9/23 at 6:12 pm to HailHailtoMichigan!
I thought this was a story about Lizzo.
Posted on 8/9/23 at 6:12 pm to cypresstiger
What kind of muenster could let this happen?
I hope his suffering was brie-f.
I hope his suffering was brie-f.
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