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Corniest joke you have ever heard

Posted on 1/13/14 at 11:26 am
Posted by BuddyLAM
New Orleans
Member since May 2013
2633 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 11:26 am
Mine is


Two satellite dishes got married. The wedding wasn't all that great but the reception was awesome!

Posted by Spaulding Smails
Milano’s Bar
Member since Jun 2012
18805 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 11:27 am to
A guy walks into a bar...gets 8 stitches
Posted by Spelt it rong
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2012
10022 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 11:28 am to
BuddyLAM
Posted by meauxjeaux2
watson
Member since Oct 2007
60283 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 11:28 am to
What did one casket say to the other casket?

Is that you coffin?
Posted by Tino
:yawn:
Member since Dec 2004
86225 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 11:28 am to
Posted by GarmischTiger
Humboldt County
Member since Mar 2007
6609 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 11:29 am to
Interrupting cow knock-knock joke.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166289 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 11:29 am to
knock knock
who there
korn
korn who
korn on the cob
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13258 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 11:29 am to
What does a gay horse eat?


HAYYYYYY
Posted by TigerDeacon
West Monroe, LA
Member since Sep 2003
29305 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 11:29 am to
Did you get a haircut?

No, I got them all cut.
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
126962 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 11:30 am to
Have you ever seen the band "999 Megabytes" perform live?



Me, neither, they've never gotten a gig.




:rimshot:
Posted by MBclass83
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
9360 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 11:30 am to
How do you call a hard of hearing duck?











(in a very loud voice) HEY DUCK.
Posted by cattus
Member since Jan 2009
13440 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 11:30 am to
corny jokes are a-maize-ing!
Posted by Greengirl
Member since Dec 2011
5856 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 11:32 am to
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?"
This post was edited on 1/13/14 at 11:32 am
Posted by LSUCurly
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
712 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 11:33 am to
Have you heard the vacuum joke? It sucks!
Posted by Fletch F Fletch
The Seat of Caddo Parish
Member since Jan 2009
6474 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 11:33 am to
Two penguins are standing on an ice floe. One turns to the other one and says, "It looks like you're wearing a tuxedo." The second penguin says, "What makes you think I'm not?"
Posted by au21tigers
Thursday
Member since Nov 2009
12548 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 11:34 am to
What do you call a bear with no teeth...

A gummy bear
Posted by LikeABaussCat
bad spelling deal with it
Member since Jul 2012
2256 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 11:34 am to
me "Is that jacket felt" (touches your jacket)
you "No, why?"
me "It is now"
Posted by TheDrunkenTigah
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
17319 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 11:37 am to
Two fish are sitting in a tank.




One turns to the other and says "who's driving this thing?"
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
51672 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 11:38 am to
Wanna hear a dirty joke? A white horse fell in some mud
Posted by stonedbegonias
Member since Jan 2010
11580 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 11:39 am to
quote:

Corniest joke you have ever heard


Why does the General wear sleeves?

To keep his armies warm.
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