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Cop Allegedly Caught Masturbating In Starbucks

Posted on 5/23/14 at 9:43 pm
Posted by JAXTiger16
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Posted on 5/23/14 at 9:43 pm
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On May 7, Lt. Benito Gonzalez Junior allegedly pulled down his shorts while seated at a table inside the coffee store and began apparently trying to put his own foam on his latte.


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The 17-year-veteran of the department, who worked in the narcotics unit, has a hearing scheduled June 4.


Posted by djangochained
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Posted on 5/23/14 at 9:45 pm to
Posted by The Boat
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Posted on 5/23/14 at 9:46 pm to
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Cop Allegedly Caught

So was he caught or not?
Posted by BayouBandit24
Member since Aug 2010
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Posted on 5/23/14 at 9:46 pm to
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trying to put his own foam on his latte


I'll have what he's having
Posted by Pectus
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Posted on 5/23/14 at 9:46 pm to
Dude is a hero to dudes everywhere.
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
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Posted on 5/23/14 at 9:49 pm to
Would have been interesting if a dog had wandered in the store.
Posted by Fearthehat0307
Dallas, TX
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 5/23/14 at 9:52 pm to
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Cop Allegedly Caught Masturbating In Starbucks
i'm failing to see the problem here
Posted by forksup
Member since Dec 2013
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Posted on 5/23/14 at 9:53 pm to
Huffington used to be a serious source of news, right? Or am I just imagining things? Weird stories coming out of Huff these days.
Posted by The Third Leg
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Posted on 5/23/14 at 9:58 pm to
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Huffington used to be a serious source of news, right? Or am I just imagining things? Weird stories coming out of Huff these days.

Infotainment
Posted by hg
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Posted on 5/23/14 at 10:01 pm to
Sounds like he ordered the fappuccino.
Posted by horndog
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Posted on 5/23/14 at 10:09 pm to
Cops beat off all the time.
Posted by Dandy Lion
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Posted on 5/23/14 at 10:11 pm to
Café com uma pringa da leite
Posted by forksup
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Posted on 5/23/14 at 10:11 pm to
I see. It sounds so official ha.
Posted by okietiger13
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Posted on 5/23/14 at 10:17 pm to
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hg
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
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Posted on 5/23/14 at 10:18 pm to

Was he circumcised?
Posted by Starchild
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Posted on 5/23/14 at 10:31 pm to
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began apparently trying to put his own foam on his latte.


Posted by Sl4m
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Posted on 5/23/14 at 10:33 pm to
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Allegedly





If this happened to a normal citizen they would be guilty until proven innocent.

Allegedly



















Allegedly

This post was edited on 5/23/14 at 10:33 pm
Posted by Sentrius
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Posted on 5/23/14 at 11:33 pm to
He'll find himself a good lawyer to get him off.
Posted by brgfather129
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Posted on 5/23/14 at 11:39 pm to
"Well, did he cum, or what?"

Posted by The Third Leg
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Posted on 5/23/14 at 11:42 pm to
Kevin Smith glory.
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