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Posted on 4/5/17 at 9:09 pm
Posted by Barrister
Member since Jul 2012
4611 posts
Posted on 4/5/17 at 9:09 pm
So I just drank the stuff followed by 32 oz water. What should I expect and when?

Am I gonna be up all night or should I just expect one serious episode?
Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
42560 posts
Posted on 4/5/17 at 9:09 pm to
Worst part of the procedure
Posted by Kankles
Member since Dec 2012
5914 posts
Posted on 4/5/17 at 9:09 pm to
Prepare your anus
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 4/5/17 at 9:11 pm to
I hear colonic irrigation is the hot new trend in yalls community.... bf is going to appreciate the prep
Posted by CamdenTiger
Member since Aug 2009
62409 posts
Posted on 4/5/17 at 9:11 pm to
Squirts for a few hours
Posted by Big L
Houston
Member since Sep 2005
5406 posts
Posted on 4/5/17 at 9:11 pm to
Are you taking the one step kind or two step?
Posted by hombreman9
USA
Member since Feb 2009
3781 posts
Posted on 4/5/17 at 9:11 pm to
Your a-hole will split open and you will see the face of God before the sun rises.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
98968 posts
Posted on 4/5/17 at 9:11 pm to
quote:

So I just drank the stuff followed by 32 oz water. What should I expect and when?


Shouldn't be too long. And peeing out of your arse is probably the appropriate description.

quote:

Am I gonna be up all night or should I just expect one serious episode?


Multiple episodes. If you have someone able to run and pick it up for you, I'd get them to pick up some diaper rash cream and some wipes.
Posted by OKellsBells
USA
Member since Dec 2016
5264 posts
Posted on 4/5/17 at 9:12 pm to
Prepare to camp in the bathroom. I hope everything comes out alright.
Posted by PaperPaintball92
Fly Navy
Member since Aug 2010
5296 posts
Posted on 4/5/17 at 9:12 pm to


You're going to need some.
Posted by DanW1
Member since Jan 2013
1103 posts
Posted on 4/5/17 at 9:12 pm to
quote:

What should I expect


The night of a thousand waterfalls
Posted by Jorts R Us
Member since Aug 2013
14808 posts
Posted on 4/5/17 at 9:13 pm to
Do you have any of that stuff left? The poli board could use a good cleaning.
This post was edited on 4/5/17 at 9:14 pm
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
21888 posts
Posted on 4/5/17 at 9:14 pm to
All night...

Posted by tigerzballzdeep
Rockwall, TX
Member since Jun 2007
3095 posts
Posted on 4/5/17 at 9:14 pm to
Get you a big jar of this and put the toilet paper in the
freezer
Posted by Pepe Lepew
Looney tuned .....
Member since Oct 2008
36113 posts
Posted on 4/5/17 at 9:14 pm to
quote:

Your a-hole will split open and you will see the face of God before the sun rises.

This

Posted by White Roach
Member since Apr 2009
9454 posts
Posted on 4/5/17 at 9:16 pm to
FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!

I hope you have plenty toilet paper. When you think you might be finished, you still aren't.
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
32535 posts
Posted on 4/5/17 at 9:16 pm to
Wet wipes baw, wet wipes
Posted by Reubaltaich
A nation under duress
Member since Jun 2006
4964 posts
Posted on 4/5/17 at 9:17 pm to
Get ready to run to the tiolet for the next 4-5 hours.

You will probably drop a pound or two but your insides will be clean as a whistle.

Also, wipe yourself with a warm wet wash cloth rather than with regular tiolet tissue.

You will thank me in the morning.
Posted by fatboydave
Fat boy land
Member since Aug 2004
17979 posts
Posted on 4/5/17 at 9:17 pm to
Butt water is coming
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 4/5/17 at 9:18 pm to
quote:

and put the toilet paper in the freezer
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