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Churches protesting the eclipse

Posted on 8/21/17 at 7:41 am
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
103070 posts
Posted on 8/21/17 at 7:41 am
Is anyone else's church protesting the eclipse today? We don't believe in astrology and fortune telling and zodiac stuff but there are a lot of small minded folks out there who eat it up lock stock and barrel. We are going to have a kids end of summer party instead with slip and slides and lemonade and such. A group of deacons is also handing out tracts at the football. Stadium where a bunch of the public is going to be watching the sun
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 8/21/17 at 7:44 am to
What the frick.

Astronomy =/= Astrology.

People are so fricking dumb.
Posted by PortHudsonPlaya
Houston
Member since Jul 2017
3170 posts
Posted on 8/21/17 at 7:46 am to
You're making this up.
Posted by BestBanker
Member since Nov 2011
17477 posts
Posted on 8/21/17 at 7:46 am to
It's a great event to point us towards the awesome Creator, not to protest His inventions. Plant seeds.
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
131384 posts
Posted on 8/21/17 at 7:46 am to
I bet members of Heavens Gate are nervous as frick right now.
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
21476 posts
Posted on 8/21/17 at 7:47 am to
Protesting the eclipse? Man, some people are frickin' stupid.

You might want to remind them that according to their own teachings, God made the heavens and the earth. With that assumption, he must have been involved in how they interact. Do they believe the eclipse is evil?

What do they hope to accomplish with this protest? Do they think if enough people follow them that it won't happen?
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260547 posts
Posted on 8/21/17 at 7:49 am to
Typical troll.
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167258 posts
Posted on 8/21/17 at 7:49 am to
Man, what a great and funny troll this is said no one.
This post was edited on 8/21/17 at 8:36 am
Posted by Fireman17
Mississippi
Member since Oct 2010
11707 posts
Posted on 8/21/17 at 7:54 am to
Protesting anything is in now days.. 5 to 1 some where people are protesting farting.
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30575 posts
Posted on 8/21/17 at 7:55 am to
I'll be happy when you go blind from staring at the eclipse you don't believe in, then you won't be able to post because TD is only for handicapable people, and no one cares about you enough to read it for you
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
85011 posts
Posted on 8/21/17 at 8:00 am to
Terrible effort, Tiger. Just terrible. Now this is how you troll the solar eclipse, written in the excitement thread:
quote:


I have never been so excited for anything in my life. I kept all of my kids out of school and drove to my MILs house in Alcoa, TN yesterday. We had an eclipse party last night and had 2 cakes. One was a moon cake and the other a sun cake. The younger kids played pin the moon on the sun. My son wrote a poem called "Baileys Beads" and read it for the family and I cried. I didn't sleep a wink last night and am periodically so nervous that I am on the cusp of hyperventilating at times. On one hand I want this feeling to never end but on the other I know it needs to happen soon as I can go back to a normal life.
Posted by Kige Ramsey
1996,1998,2012.
Member since Jul 2007
44412 posts
Posted on 8/21/17 at 8:10 am to
They should know this is nothing that can't be stopped LOL
Posted by Oswald
South of the St. George Buffer Zone
Member since Aug 2011
3471 posts
Posted on 8/21/17 at 8:17 am to
quote:

We don't believe in astrology

Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68311 posts
Posted on 8/21/17 at 8:19 am to
This is an obvious troll.

He said deacon to try and rustle the catholics.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119158 posts
Posted on 8/21/17 at 8:21 am to
Like everything you post, this is made up.
Posted by SCLSUMuddogs
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2010
6860 posts
Posted on 8/21/17 at 8:27 am to
Yeah! frick the Sun!
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
82030 posts
Posted on 8/21/17 at 8:32 am to
quote:

Tiger Ryno
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26566 posts
Posted on 8/21/17 at 8:39 am to
Good to know Popeye's isn't protesting...
This post was edited on 8/21/17 at 8:39 am
Posted by BestBanker
Member since Nov 2011
17477 posts
Posted on 8/21/17 at 1:11 pm to
Another really cool thing is the moon is exactly the right size and in the exact correct position to completely block out the sun! No other explanation than a Great God created for us to enjoy. No coincidence!
Posted by Tigerbythetale
Las Vegas
Member since Aug 2014
1458 posts
Posted on 8/21/17 at 1:52 pm to
Best Banker

The fact that the moon is exactly the correct dimensions to totally obscure the sun is proof positive that it was artificially created by ancient aliens as an outpost/ space station from which to conduct operations on earth IMHO.
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