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re: Chicks (esp.European ones) that use multiple exclamation points and wink emojis

Posted on 5/1/15 at 2:12 pm to
Posted by Dandy Lion
Member since Feb 2010
50255 posts
Posted on 5/1/15 at 2:12 pm to
Go after it. Italian chicks tend to be ´of appetite´ when out of the country (it´s tough to get dick outside of a serious relationship, as they don`t want to be labelled whores).
This post was edited on 5/1/15 at 2:13 pm
Posted by DosManos
Member since Oct 2013
3552 posts
Posted on 5/1/15 at 2:14 pm to
quote:

Go after it. Italian chicks tend to be ´of appetite´ when out of the country (it´s tough to get dick outside of a serious relationship, as they don`t want to be labelled whores).



Is that true? You speak from experience?

I thought Italy was the land of romance where everybody is constantly banging.
Posted by Dandy Lion
Member since Feb 2010
50255 posts
Posted on 5/1/15 at 2:16 pm to
quote:

everybody is constantly banging.

dudes, yes (with foreign chicks and hos)
chicks, no

ETA My experience is through the year 2005 or so (I don´t think there´s been a ´revolution´ in a decade)
This post was edited on 5/1/15 at 2:18 pm
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
40828 posts
Posted on 5/1/15 at 2:16 pm to
quote:

it´s tough to get dick outside of a serious relationship, as they don`t want to be labelled whores




Yeaaaaaaaah, NO.
Posted by ssgrice
Arizona
Member since Nov 2008
3060 posts
Posted on 5/1/15 at 2:17 pm to
2 pages in and nobody has ask for pics yet.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117732 posts
Posted on 5/1/15 at 2:19 pm to
We can assume that she has hair on her back and talks like Joe Pesci.
Posted by DosManos
Member since Oct 2013
3552 posts
Posted on 5/1/15 at 2:23 pm to
quote:

We can assume that she has hair on her back and talks like Joe Pesci.



That hurts
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19429 posts
Posted on 5/1/15 at 2:25 pm to
What hospital? so I can come in there and show your arse how it's done
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117732 posts
Posted on 5/1/15 at 2:26 pm to
Dirty Miguel,

Let's just go bang all the foreign female doctors at every hospital and report back.
Posted by Dandy Lion
Member since Feb 2010
50255 posts
Posted on 5/1/15 at 2:27 pm to
quote:

That hurts

his ignorance, or his comment?
Posted by LSUTygerFan
Homerun Village
Member since Jun 2008
33232 posts
Posted on 5/1/15 at 2:28 pm to
quote:

Chicks (esp.European ones)


nice pics.
Posted by DosManos
Member since Oct 2013
3552 posts
Posted on 5/1/15 at 2:29 pm to
quote:

What hospital? so I can come in there and show your arse how it's done



How would you show me how it's done? What am I supposed to do- respond with a barrage of fricking wingdings?

I'm just having trouble figuring out the fricking exclamation points and wink eyes.
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19429 posts
Posted on 5/1/15 at 2:30 pm to
quote:

What am I supposed to do


If you don't know already, you cannot be helped my son. But it involves your peen and her veen
Posted by DosManos
Member since Oct 2013
3552 posts
Posted on 5/1/15 at 2:34 pm to
quote:

If you don't know already, you cannot be helped my son. But it involves your peen and her veen



I understand, master. But alas! My peen is confused by mere punctuation! Perhaps I am not deserving of the vajeen.

ETA: Damn I'm a loser.
This post was edited on 5/1/15 at 2:38 pm
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19429 posts
Posted on 5/1/15 at 2:37 pm to
You need to get her drunk. Ask her out for drinks after work. And don't be cheap, Italian women are fricking high rent.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117732 posts
Posted on 5/1/15 at 2:38 pm to
Heard dat.

They piss through cash like it's goin out of style. They dgaf.
Posted by Ash Williams
South of i-10
Member since May 2009
18153 posts
Posted on 5/1/15 at 2:39 pm to
just ask her if she wants to get a drink after work and stop being a puss

approach it like a friendly drink and then just see how she responds and acts


then respond accordingly



ETA:
Dirty Mike and his boys beat me to it
This post was edited on 5/1/15 at 2:41 pm
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
53947 posts
Posted on 5/1/15 at 2:45 pm to
quote:

We can assume that she has hair on her back and talks like Joe Pesci.


I was going to ask if he's been able to check body hair.
Posted by DosManos
Member since Oct 2013
3552 posts
Posted on 5/1/15 at 2:49 pm to
quote:

just ask her if she wants to get a drink after work and stop being a puss

approach it like a friendly drink and then just see how she responds and acts


then respond accordingly


I plan on it. I told her I was gonna go out for coffee later today and asked if she wanted to come but she said "Next time I have 5 experiments, to do laundry, pack suitcases!" (she's going to a conference in Philly for 5 days). Unfortunately this was through text cause I don't run into her too often.

A couple hours later I texted her about something work related and as a good bye I said "good luck with the laundry" to which she replied "Ahaha!! Thank you!!!;".
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
One State Solution
Member since May 2012
55840 posts
Posted on 5/1/15 at 2:50 pm to
Is she a white italian or one of the dirty ones?
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