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Chicken chicken chicken what combo you pickin?...and other awkward greetings

Posted on 5/23/16 at 12:30 pm
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43127 posts
Posted on 5/23/16 at 12:30 pm
"HI SIR, WELCOME TO WALGREENS" with a 10-deep line waiting at the register.....

The employees hate saying it and the customers hate hearing it and being put on the spot.

Why do these exist? Discuss.
Posted by Wermanium
Member since Apr 2016
754 posts
Posted on 5/23/16 at 12:31 pm to
Welcome to Stripes.
Posted by oreeg
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2006
5280 posts
Posted on 5/23/16 at 12:32 pm to
quote:

WALGREENS


quote:

10-deep line waiting at the register


Sounds like you frequent the Walgreens at Highland/Airline.
Posted by public_enemy
Member since Feb 2015
4374 posts
Posted on 5/23/16 at 12:32 pm to
In retail, it's because they want whoever walked in to be greeted as quickly as possible. When I worked at best buy we had to do a lot of trainins, and one of them stated that customers not greeted in the first 15-30 seconds they walked in were 50 percent less likely to buy anything. It's also for shoplifters, so that they feel like they'really being watched
Posted by TigerPox
Member since Oct 2010
33333 posts
Posted on 5/23/16 at 12:32 pm to
I hate calling places that have the script to answer the phone like just for example

"We are having a great day here at Macy's, how may I help you?"

Bitch, you aint having a great day. I'm sorry your company makes you say that shite.


ETA: I do love the "My Pleasure" at Chik-Fil-A though.
This post was edited on 5/23/16 at 12:33 pm
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68313 posts
Posted on 5/23/16 at 12:32 pm to
This is the ot.

frick YOU
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
84886 posts
Posted on 5/23/16 at 12:33 pm to
quote:

The employees hate saying it and the customers hate hearing it and being put on the spot. Why do these exist? Discuss.


Because the people that don't care are irrelevant and the people that do care like the "neighborhood, local" feel of a personal greeting.

Same situation if you walk into a bank lobby. The greeting isn't designed to please the people that don't give a shite - I've never heard someone stop shopping at Walgreens because they were greeted every time they walked into the store.
This post was edited on 5/23/16 at 12:34 pm
Posted by dewster
Chicago
Member since Aug 2006
25358 posts
Posted on 5/23/16 at 12:35 pm to
quote:

Sounds like you frequent the Walgreens at Highland/Airline.


This is almost every Walgreens or CVS that I go to unfortunately. The size of their store and locations lend itself to convenience.....but that's really not the case once you get inside.
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43127 posts
Posted on 5/23/16 at 12:37 pm to
quote:

Because the people that don't care are irrelevant and the people that do care like the "neighborhood, local" feel of a personal greeting.
I understand the premise, but in reality its anything but a personal hometown greeting. Having a line of people all turn and look at the person that just walked in is awkward not comforting. I find it hilarious to watch the employee reluctantly deliver the script and also the recipient uncomfortably reacting.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
63026 posts
Posted on 5/23/16 at 12:37 pm to
quote:

public_enemy


quote:

Member since Feb 2015


quote:

When I worked at best buy


Hmm, mind if I guess your previous TD name?
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43127 posts
Posted on 5/23/16 at 12:39 pm to
quote:

Hmm, mind if I guess your previous TD name?
Posted by public_enemy
Member since Feb 2015
4374 posts
Posted on 5/23/16 at 12:39 pm to
This is no alter.
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
84886 posts
Posted on 5/23/16 at 12:41 pm to
quote:

I understand the premise, but in reality its anything but a personal hometown greeting. Having a line of people all turn and look at the person that just walked in is awkward not comforting. I find it hilarious to watch the employee reluctantly deliver the script and also the recipient uncomfortably reacting.


All fair criticisms, but no one is going to stop going because they're being greeted every time they walk in the store.

Lately they've been thanking me by name after I enter my customer care card and that is a bit creepy as well, particularly when they use my first name only. However, I'm not going to change corner stores because I'm only in a Walgreens or CVS out of convenience anyway.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18054 posts
Posted on 5/23/16 at 12:53 pm to
Welcome to Moes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One of my faves
Posted by Polar Pop
Member since Feb 2012
10748 posts
Posted on 5/23/16 at 12:58 pm to
Welcome to firehouse, Welcome to firehouse, Welcome to firehouse, Welcome to firehouse, Welcome to firehouse
Posted by Signal Soldier
30.411994,-91.183929
Member since Dec 2010
8183 posts
Posted on 5/23/16 at 1:10 pm to
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11229 posts
Posted on 5/23/16 at 1:11 pm to
Every restaurant should just be like Wendy's

Posted by MBclass83
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
9360 posts
Posted on 5/23/16 at 1:33 pm to
I don't know, my minds still a ticking. Is my usual response.
Posted by foj1981
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2013
3745 posts
Posted on 5/23/16 at 1:38 pm to
Waffle Hous

Mornin
Posted by Goats and Joes
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2014
363 posts
Posted on 5/23/16 at 1:44 pm to
quote:

Chicken chicken chicken what combo you pickin?


Yo yo yo want some chicken to go?!

Made me laugh the first time
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