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Check in if you're not having sex tomorrow
Posted on 2/13/20 at 11:03 am
Posted on 2/13/20 at 11:03 am
My wife just alerted me that her period came on this morning. I had absolutely zero idea that time of the month was near.
Meanwhile I already planned a nice romantic night with me cooking a full three-course meal, playing love songs on Alexa, lighting candles, etc, etc.
She didn't know about any of my plans. Now Im thinking about just saying frick it all, I'll just order pizza, play a little 2k, and call it a night. A sex-less night that is.
Meanwhile I already planned a nice romantic night with me cooking a full three-course meal, playing love songs on Alexa, lighting candles, etc, etc.
She didn't know about any of my plans. Now Im thinking about just saying frick it all, I'll just order pizza, play a little 2k, and call it a night. A sex-less night that is.
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Posted on 2/13/20 at 11:04 am to QJenk
...why?
Period sex is second only to pregnant sex.
Period sex is second only to pregnant sex.
Posted on 2/13/20 at 11:04 am to QJenk
Don't feel your pain. Mikelbr's mom is getting a pounding from me tomorrow.
Posted on 2/13/20 at 11:04 am to QJenk
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My wife just alerted me that her period came on this morning
Get your red wings.
Posted on 2/13/20 at 11:04 am to QJenk
When the river runs red, take the dirt road instead.....
Posted on 2/13/20 at 11:04 am to QJenk
So not even a bj?
Posted on 2/13/20 at 11:04 am to QJenk
Her mouth bleeding too?
Tell her to take care of business.
Tell her to take care of business.
Posted on 2/13/20 at 11:05 am to QJenk
WTF, her mouth broke or something?
Posted on 2/13/20 at 11:06 am to X123F45
You are just an all around disgusting person. Straight gross in every facet of life.
Posted on 2/13/20 at 11:07 am to QJenk
She has multiple holes for a reason.
The clitoral hood and its contents are well above the Red Sea.
I don’t see the problem
The clitoral hood and its contents are well above the Red Sea.
I don’t see the problem
Posted on 2/13/20 at 11:07 am to QJenk
Just because the roller coaster is out of order doesn't mean the amusement park is closed...
Posted on 2/13/20 at 11:08 am to Displaced
quote:
You are just an all around disgusting person. Straight gross in every facet of life.
If you haven't had either, you're missing out.
That's on you, not me.
Posted on 2/13/20 at 11:09 am to Tyga Woods
My birthday being on Valentines Day has always been as close to guarantee as I can have since being married!
Posted on 2/13/20 at 11:10 am to QJenk
You know relationships are more than just about sex. Enjoy the nice dinner and the plans you had made...use the time to connect emotionally.
That's all I got
That's all I got
This post was edited on 2/13/20 at 11:10 am
Posted on 2/13/20 at 11:10 am to Displaced
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You are just an all around disgusting person. Straight gross in every facet of life.
I'm with Rando on this one. Ain't nothing wrong with a little blood. Go swimming in the red sea without a life jacket
Posted on 2/13/20 at 11:12 am to Ingeniero
In. I mean out.
Posted on 2/13/20 at 11:12 am to X123F45
Damn right,throw down a towel and/or shower sex if she's not one of those achey menstruaters.
Also could be she's just scaring him off for time with Jody.
Also could be she's just scaring him off for time with Jody.
Posted on 2/13/20 at 11:13 am to QJenk
That shouldn’t change anything
Take it to the shower baw
Take it to the shower baw
Posted on 2/13/20 at 11:13 am to QJenk
Stick to your original plans otherwise she will be extra emotional and pissed that you put forth no effort.
I’d put forth twice the effort and try for anal
You know as they say, when the river turns red you take the muddy road
I’d put forth twice the effort and try for anal
You know as they say, when the river turns red you take the muddy road
Posted on 2/13/20 at 11:14 am to QJenk
Her butthole isn’t on its period...
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