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re: Chattanooga man creates gofundme page to buy internet histories

Posted on 3/29/17 at 2:54 pm to
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
9820 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 2:54 pm to
quote:

Thanks to the Senate for passing S.J.Res 34 , now your Internet history can be bought.


I'm not so sure that my internet history is going to serve any businesses interests. What can possibly be learned from 3 hours of random youtube videos about funny dogs with 45 seconds of youporn squeezed in because that one chick in that dog video bent over suggestively, followed by 3 more hours of funny dog videos.

Do I fit a demographic I'm not aware of?
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32711 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 2:57 pm to
Dog printed tube socks
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
110822 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 2:58 pm to
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I've assumed it's all of our past. In which case
My friend's reaction:

Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
110822 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 2:58 pm to
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Do I fit a demographic I'm not aware of?

Male?
This post was edited on 3/29/17 at 2:59 pm
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
21893 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 2:59 pm to
If he's successful at this, I look forward to the 90+ page OT thread on the dirty internet history of all these legislators.
Posted by MontyFranklyn
T-Town
Member since Jan 2012
23830 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 3:00 pm to
quote:

I really need to just move off the grid if our internet browsing history is the next Ashley Madison-style reveal.
meh. TD, VPorn, Spankbang, Nudevista. Happy, Comcast?
This post was edited on 3/29/17 at 3:06 pm
Posted by musick
the internet
Member since Dec 2008
26125 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 3:02 pm to
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30566 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 3:02 pm to
I need to stop watching midget orgy porn before someone finds out
Posted by MontyFranklyn
T-Town
Member since Jan 2012
23830 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 3:05 pm to
I can't wait until Big Butt Midget Sluts 6 comes out
Posted by musick
the internet
Member since Dec 2008
26125 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 3:06 pm to
the dude raised over $75k today, that's unreal.

He is going to take that money and run. How can anyone even be sure he CAN be in position to purchase it?

Dude is a genius, and just trolled the internet for $75k
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78044 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 3:07 pm to
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If he's successful at this, I look forward to the 90+ page OT thread on the dirty internet history of all these legislators.


its not the fetish porn these frickers are watching that will bring them down, its the memberships to AshleyMadison or some depraved sites that will cost them their careers and family.

eat your own dogfood for once, motherfrickers instead of passing laws that exempt you.
This post was edited on 3/29/17 at 3:08 pm
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 3:09 pm to
Based Chattanooga.

Top 5 city in the south

Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
115737 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 3:11 pm to
quote:

eat your own dogfood for once, motherfrickers instead of passing laws that exempt you.


Damn right. frick them.

Guaranteed they will try to pass laws and rules that exempt lawmakers from this.
Posted by WestSideTiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
3547 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 3:12 pm to
Hell even if he just uses the money to create a fake but realistic database of those frickers that would be effective. Would love to offer some input.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 3:16 pm to
quote:

Top 5 city in the south
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 3:21 pm to
quote:




I call that living
Posted by Darth Aranda
Naboo
Member since Dec 2016
2487 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 3:26 pm to
I fully expect suicide rates to skyrocket
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43103 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 3:28 pm to
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I foresee a bad accident happening to that guy
Fell and hit his head on a baseball bat, 16 times in a row.
Posted by NYNolaguy1
Member since May 2011
20892 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 3:32 pm to
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I'm not so sure that my internet history is going to serve any businesses interests


Bank accounts, credit cards, Facebook posts, tigerdroppings, email, taxes, phone bills, Amazon purchases, not to mention porn habits.

I am sure no one would want to ever blackmail anyone with that info.
Posted by VolInBavaria
Chattanooga, TN
Member since Dec 2015
4026 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 4:10 pm to
I love my city
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