why? Its not hard to believe at all he ended up 3 mi down. There is a % of population that can cross the river. Its not impossible by any means...
ill chug a 40oz and smoke a cig while crossing that river
Alright, Johnny Badass. I'd love to see you swim across the Mississippi. Just know that we're not fishing out your body and are going to let you float out to sea.
Ehhhh, we'll pick him up when he gets snagged on a bend.
But baby steps first. I want to see him chug that forty oz and smoke that cigarette while swimming across False River before I waste a Sunday watching a man disappear from earth in the big one.