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Burnt my meat with a cigarette earlier
Posted on 9/12/14 at 3:02 am
Posted on 9/12/14 at 3:02 am
So im in Charleston for the night with full on plan to do despicable shits to my gf. so I go to get a shower real quick and first have a nice quick sit down. I Lit up a smoke and few min later realize im gonna run late so I toss the thing intov the pot and it hits my junk on the head. the cherry actually sticks for about a sec or twi
Now I have a blister and will be using b my wang for NOTHING this evening. its hurts like total shite .kill me niw
Now I have a blister and will be using b my wang for NOTHING this evening. its hurts like total shite .kill me niw
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Posted on 9/12/14 at 3:03 am to Chef Leppard
That's what you get for not looking at your dick before tossing a lit object in its near vicinity.
Posted on 9/12/14 at 3:04 am to Chef Leppard
I burnt the bottom of my nose one time when I was drunk while smoking a cigarette. I definitely feel for you. I still have a scar.
Posted on 9/12/14 at 3:05 am to Chef Leppard
I'm guilty of smoking on the crapper, but why in the hell would you toss it into the bowl? While you're still on it?
Posted on 9/12/14 at 3:06 am to Mud_Till_May
Posted on 9/12/14 at 3:16 am to Chef Leppard
sounds like you have the herp and you're trying to cover your arse 
eta: I got a mystery cut on my dick once a few years ago that I was completely unaware of until I went to bang my g/f. It was like sticking my pud in battery acid.
eta: I got a mystery cut on my dick once a few years ago that I was completely unaware of until I went to bang my g/f. It was like sticking my pud in battery acid.
This post was edited on 9/12/14 at 3:17 am
Posted on 9/12/14 at 3:17 am to Chef Leppard
quote:;dr
Chef Leppard
Posted on 9/12/14 at 3:19 am to Chef Leppard
I hate when that happens! Why are you smoking in the house though, that is so gross dude! 
Posted on 9/12/14 at 3:20 am to PowerTool
, but why in the hell would you toss it into the bowl?
Wut?? there was no ashtray in there and as i say i seen I was about to run late. I thumped it and it grabbed my shite like a fiddler crab
there have been big salty tears ever since
Wut?? there was no ashtray in there and as i say i seen I was about to run late. I thumped it and it grabbed my shite like a fiddler crab
there have been big salty tears ever since
Posted on 9/12/14 at 3:22 am to lsu480
I thought i had itemized zed that I was in motel room. not smoking in my house bro
Posted on 9/12/14 at 3:24 am to lsuwontonwrap
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I got a mystery cut on my dick once a few years ago that I was completely unaware of until I went to bang my g/f. It was like sticking my pud in battery acid.
Dude I have been there(it was like a paper cut or something) and you are so right, the battery acid perfectly describes it!Posted on 9/12/14 at 3:32 am to Chef Leppard
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I thought i had itemized zed that I was in motel room. not smoking in my house bro
You did and that is totally acceptable, I am just a little faded right now. My bad!
Posted on 9/12/14 at 3:35 am to lsu480
My girl tol may she would lather it up with neosporn and tug on it for a bit but fucj that ima get high
Posted on 9/12/14 at 3:36 am to Chef Leppard
Get high and then get a bj
Posted on 9/12/14 at 3:45 am to lsu480
frick no dude that mouth heat would be crucial. that shite would be a boner murderer in like two seconds
Posted on 9/12/14 at 3:46 am to Chef Leppard
I once jerked off before I realized my hands were covered in poison oak. You'll be alright.
Posted on 9/12/14 at 3:48 am to Chef Leppard
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frick no dude that mouth heat would be crucial. that shite would be a boner murderer in like two seconds
Come on bro, ice cubes in her mouth! I know you aren't a rookie!
Posted on 9/12/14 at 4:03 am to lsu480
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you aren't a rookie!
actually im a the total greenhorn at burning my cock with marlboros . preciate the pro tip tho
Posted on 9/12/14 at 4:12 am to lsu480
All fun and games until the blister pops.
Posted on 9/12/14 at 4:18 am to PowerTool
there wont be one yet, baw
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