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Buddy of mine just straight up farted in his girlfriend's face
Posted on 7/14/17 at 9:13 pm
Posted on 7/14/17 at 9:13 pm
Here's the situation. She was sitting on the end of the couch facing the kitchen and turned to get the remote. My buddy took this opportunity to run up beside her, drop the back of his pants and call her name.
She jerked her head around enough where her face planted in his arse, and then he RIPPED one.
I lost it and had to leave the room and she's in there yelling at him asking me to come back in there and tell my buddy he was wrong.
I can't bring myself to do it. It was perfect. Am I wrong?
She jerked her head around enough where her face planted in his arse, and then he RIPPED one.
I lost it and had to leave the room and she's in there yelling at him asking me to come back in there and tell my buddy he was wrong.
I can't bring myself to do it. It was perfect. Am I wrong?
This post was edited on 7/14/17 at 9:14 pm
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Posted on 7/14/17 at 9:14 pm to theunknownknight
That was their mating call for a 3way
Posted on 7/14/17 at 9:14 pm to theunknownknight
Nobody gives a frick
This post was edited on 7/14/17 at 9:26 pm
Posted on 7/14/17 at 9:14 pm to theunknownknight
How old are you?
Or is this a trashy thing?
Or is this a trashy thing?
Posted on 7/14/17 at 9:15 pm to theunknownknight
You're friends with a 15 year old?
Weird
Weird
This post was edited on 7/14/17 at 9:30 pm
Posted on 7/14/17 at 9:15 pm to theunknownknight
quote:
She jerked her head around enough where her face planted in his arse, and then he RIPPED one.
#DriveBy
Posted on 7/14/17 at 9:16 pm to theunknownknight
Establishing his dominance. Good for him. Tell her she should consider herself lucky he didn't have a cigarette lighter in front of that blast.
Posted on 7/14/17 at 9:16 pm to theunknownknight
This place is going to shite.
Posted on 7/14/17 at 9:16 pm to theunknownknight
My wife would be livid for months if I did that.
Posted on 7/14/17 at 9:18 pm to theunknownknight
I'm a well-mannered guy and I struggle to get laid. FML.
Posted on 7/14/17 at 9:18 pm to theunknownknight
remember when the OT was not shite?
Posted on 7/14/17 at 9:18 pm to theunknownknight
Posted on 7/14/17 at 9:18 pm to theunknownknight
that was bordering on a very "chris-like"post with the setup and attention to detail
but chris has WAY MORE than 2 people to hang out with
but chris has WAY MORE than 2 people to hang out with
Posted on 7/14/17 at 9:20 pm to theunknownknight
With my luck if I ever did that it would be a sneaker and I'd diarrhea all over her face.
Posted on 7/14/17 at 9:20 pm to Apache
Beta
Posted on 7/14/17 at 9:20 pm to theunknownknight
I'm pretty sure you replaced yourself with his girlfriend in this story.
Posted on 7/14/17 at 9:21 pm to theunknownknight
Dudes got style... no class, but style
Posted on 7/14/17 at 9:22 pm to theunknownknight
If I didn't know any better, I would have thought this was a thread I started.
Posted on 7/14/17 at 9:23 pm to theunknownknight
well, if someone else wants to bone your buddy's girlfriend, I get the feeling there will be a chance soon...
Posted on 7/14/17 at 9:24 pm to OWLFAN86
quote:
but chris has WAY MORE than 2 people to hang out with
I can't help it if its hard for you to believe people actually have a few friends.
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