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Brutally Honest Personality Test
Posted on 5/27/21 at 4:30 pm
Posted on 5/27/21 at 4:30 pm
EDIT: Read through the OP. Some of y’all are posting your Myers Briggs results from that test instead of from the Brutally Honest links I provided below. It’s not giving you a nice review of yourself. It’s a headline EDIT because it’s clear some of you haven’t read through it.
So OKCupid back in the day had this as a dating test and it was actually very funny. But like everything fun, The Left bullied them to cancel it. Fortunately though, it was based on the Myers Briggs Test and some guy archived the descriptions. Here’s the Myers Briggs Test and below are links to the 16 personality types:
ENTJ- Dictator
ENTP- Prick
ENFJ- Busy Body
ENFP- Scumbag
ESTJ- Do Gooder
ESTP- Commander
ESFJ- Sap
ESFP- Clown
INTJ- Crackpot
INTP- Loser
INFP- Pollyanna
ISTJ- Borefest
ISTP- Criminal
ISFJ- Pushover
ISFP- Loner
INFJ- Freak
Here’s mine:
...Scathingly accurate.
EDIT: I’ve now had to edit this on three separate occasions to bold, italicize, and underline the header. You’re not getting a better review than the rest of us. See those 16 links above? Those are your actual results not the results of the Myers Briggs Test. Read. fricking Read.
So OKCupid back in the day had this as a dating test and it was actually very funny. But like everything fun, The Left bullied them to cancel it. Fortunately though, it was based on the Myers Briggs Test and some guy archived the descriptions. Here’s the Myers Briggs Test and below are links to the 16 personality types:
ENTJ- Dictator
ENTP- Prick
ENFJ- Busy Body
ENFP- Scumbag
ESTJ- Do Gooder
ESTP- Commander
ESFJ- Sap
ESFP- Clown
INTJ- Crackpot
INTP- Loser
INFP- Pollyanna
ISTJ- Borefest
ISTP- Criminal
ISFJ- Pushover
ISFP- Loner
INFJ- Freak
Here’s mine:
quote:
ENFP- Scumbag
I have a feeling you’re not going to like this much. Do I care? No. How do I know? It’s because you hate criticism. You love to be loved and you’ll do anything to be accepted. Unfortunately for you, I can see right through your insincere compliments and over-the-top greetings. No matter what you do, I’ll always hate you for what you are. An arrogant, unstable, overly enthusiastic scumbag.
I bet you’re pretty proud of your accomplishments, huh? You seem to achieve at whatever you put your little mind too. Trust me. Nobody likes the person who is good at everything. NOBODY LIKES YOU.
This might also have something to do with the fact that you’re a cheating machine. You’re just not the type of person to make long-term commitments. You enjoy seeing “what could be”, rather than being satisfied with “what is.” This, of course, means you often leave others in the dust while you seek out another lover.
Well, at least you’re not the one left in the dust.
Unfortunately, when you’re the one lying in the gutter with a bloody knife in your back, you might think differently.
...Scathingly accurate.
EDIT: I’ve now had to edit this on three separate occasions to bold, italicize, and underline the header. You’re not getting a better review than the rest of us. See those 16 links above? Those are your actual results not the results of the Myers Briggs Test. Read. fricking Read.
This post was edited on 5/28/21 at 10:05 am
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Posted on 5/27/21 at 4:31 pm to OMLandshark
All I know is Jesus had an unfair advantage when he went fishing.
Posted on 5/27/21 at 4:32 pm to OMLandshark
My work got us to take the Myers Briggs test. I'm an INTJ crackpot.
quote:
People hate you.
Paris Hilton hates Nicole Richie. Lex Luther hates Superman. Garfield hates Mondays. But none these even rates against the insurmountable hate, people have for you.
I mean, you’re pretty damn clever and you know it. You love to flaunt your potential. Heard the word “arrogant” lately? How about “jerk?” Or perhaps they only say that behind your back.
That’s right. I know I can say this cause you’re not going to cry. You’re not exactly the most emotional person. You’d rather spend time with your theoretical questions and abstract theories than with other people.
Ever been kissed? Ever even been on a date? Trust me, your inflated ego is a complete turnoff with the opposite sex and I am telling you, you’re not that great with relationships as it is. You’re never going to be a dude or chick magnet, purely because you’re more concerned with yourself than others. Meh. They all hate you already anyway.
How about this- “stubborn?” Hrm? Heard that lately? All those facts which don’t fit your theories must just be wrong, right? I mean, really, the vast amounts of time you spend with your head in the clouds…you’re just plain strange.
This post was edited on 5/27/21 at 4:34 pm
Posted on 5/27/21 at 4:34 pm to OMLandshark
Everyone knows personality tests are bullshite.
No one is always a "prick" or always a "clown."
No one is always a "prick" or always a "clown."
Posted on 5/27/21 at 4:34 pm to fallguy_1978
quote:
My work got us to take the Myers Briggs test. I'm an INTJ crackpot.
Yet another sign you're my long lost twin.
Posted on 5/27/21 at 4:34 pm to OMLandshark
quote:
People hate you.
Paris Hilton hates Nicole Richie. Lex Luther hates Superman. Garfield hates Mondays. But none these even rates against the insurmountable hate, people have for you.
I mean, you’re pretty damn clever and you know it. You love to flaunt your potential. Heard the word “arrogant” lately? How about “jerk?” Or perhaps they only say that behind your back.
That’s right. I know I can say this cause you’re not going to cry. You’re not exactly the most emotional person. You’d rather spend time with your theoretical questions and abstract theories than with other people.
Ever been kissed? Ever even been on a date? Trust me, your inflated ego is a complete turnoff with the opposite sex and I am telling you, you’re not that great with relationships as it is. You’re never going to be a dude or chick magnet, purely because you’re more concerned with yourself than others. Meh. They all hate you already anyway.
How about this- “stubborn?” Hrm? Heard that lately? All those facts which don’t fit your theories must just be wrong, right? I mean, really, the vast amounts of time you spend with your head in the clouds…you’re just plain strange.
Checks out
Posted on 5/27/21 at 4:34 pm to OMLandshark
I’m an ISTJ Borefest. I don’t think anyone would describe me as boring
Posted on 5/27/21 at 4:35 pm to OMLandshark
You and I have the same type, and there are some accuracies.
Posted on 5/27/21 at 4:36 pm to Centinel
quote:
Yet another sign you're my long lost twin
I'd absolutely love to buy 100 acres in bumfrick West Virginia and totally detach from the world too
Posted on 5/27/21 at 4:37 pm to OMLandshark
Took this for work once. ENTP.
People love to hate you, because you love to argue. The strange thing is you probably took that as a compliment. Why, I bet you’ve already got a witty comeback all lined up ready to throw right back at me. What you don’t realise is that your inane obsession with debating pisses everyone off. Whatever happened to us all trying to get along? I mean, you’re so annoying people disagree with you for the damn sake of it! NOBODY cares about your abundant opinions. Trust me.
Believe it or not, but there’s more to life than your expansive knowledge and sharp repertoire. When was the last time you showered? Brushed your teeth?
While you’re up in Nevernever land, getting excited over future possibilities and your crazy theories, WE have to put up with your awful stench. I can smell you from here.
Your personality is ideal for that of a future lawyer and because everyone already hates you, you have nothing to lose.
People love to hate you, because you love to argue. The strange thing is you probably took that as a compliment. Why, I bet you’ve already got a witty comeback all lined up ready to throw right back at me. What you don’t realise is that your inane obsession with debating pisses everyone off. Whatever happened to us all trying to get along? I mean, you’re so annoying people disagree with you for the damn sake of it! NOBODY cares about your abundant opinions. Trust me.
Believe it or not, but there’s more to life than your expansive knowledge and sharp repertoire. When was the last time you showered? Brushed your teeth?
While you’re up in Nevernever land, getting excited over future possibilities and your crazy theories, WE have to put up with your awful stench. I can smell you from here.
Your personality is ideal for that of a future lawyer and because everyone already hates you, you have nothing to lose.
Posted on 5/27/21 at 4:38 pm to OMLandshark
Borefest for me
Posted on 5/27/21 at 4:38 pm to The Third Leg
The myers briggs backstory on how bad of a hack she was and what she based her tests on is fricking fascinating.
Look it up when you guys have the chance.
Look it up when you guys have the chance.
Posted on 5/27/21 at 4:39 pm to OMLandshark
Think you have them wrong.
Just took that test and it says I’m an ENTJ-A and has me as a Commander
Just took that test and it says I’m an ENTJ-A and has me as a Commander
Posted on 5/27/21 at 4:40 pm to OMLandshark
commander Pastalaya
Posted on 5/27/21 at 4:40 pm to OMLandshark
I got Commander
quote:
It’s all about action with you, isn’t it? You’re outgoing and right to the point. Fast moving, fast talking and often fast spending. Your motto is “Just DO it.” Wow. You move faster than the Flash on a treadmill. (Yes. I could have thought up something cleverer than that. But honestly, you’re just not worth my time.)
To carry on the superhero theme, you’re comparable to the Hulk. Except you’re uglier. And you’re slightly more intimidating. People flinch when you’re around for fear you might exert your dominance and order them to do 50 press-ups.
Perhaps if you calmed down a little, people wouldn’t be so scared of you. Of course, something would have to be done about your face. Is plastic surgery an option?
This insatiable appetite for action means that you’re not exactly into long term commitments. You get bored incredibly quickly and tend to jump in and out of relationships like the Energiser Bunny.
Eventually you’re going to run out of people to bounce to, and you will end up a very lonely and hated individual.
This post was edited on 5/27/21 at 4:41 pm
Posted on 5/27/21 at 4:40 pm to OMLandshark
I'm an
Ignorant
Nefarious
Flying
Jackass
Ignorant
Nefarious
Flying
Jackass
Posted on 5/27/21 at 4:40 pm to OMLandshark
Mine's not listed...they called me an Assertive Advocate.
INFJ-A
Seems I'm awesome.
ETA: Wait...how are you guys getting stuff listed there? Is there another test or are you supposed to link your "score" there to this other chart?
ETA Again: Never mind...I see it now. Long day.
So obviously...INFJ Freak.
INFJ-A
quote:
Advocates are the rarest personality types of all. Still, Advocates leave their mark on the world. They have a deep sense of idealism and integrity, but they aren’t idle dreamers – they take concrete steps to realize their goals and make a lasting impact.
Advocates’ unique combination of personality traits makes them complex and quite versatile. For example, Advocates can speak with great passion and conviction, especially when standing up for their ideals. At other times, however, they may choose to be soft-spoken and understated, preferring to keep the peace rather than challenge others.
Seems I'm awesome.
ETA: Wait...how are you guys getting stuff listed there? Is there another test or are you supposed to link your "score" there to this other chart?
ETA Again: Never mind...I see it now. Long day.
So obviously...INFJ Freak.
This post was edited on 5/27/21 at 4:47 pm
Posted on 5/27/21 at 4:41 pm to goldennugget
quote:
I got Commander
We're opposites, you and I...
Posted on 5/27/21 at 4:41 pm to OMLandshark
quote:
accurate
Not. I'm an INTJ, but definitely more borefest than crackpot.
Posted on 5/27/21 at 4:41 pm to OMLandshark
INFJ - Freak.
Yep
Yep
quote:
Well, well, well. How did someone like you end up with the least common personality type of them all? In a group of 100 Americans, only 0.5 others would be just like you. You really are one of a kind… In fact, I do believe that that’s one of the definitions for the word “FREAK.”
Freak’s not such a bad word to describe you actually.
You are deep, complex, secretive and extremely difficult to understand. If that doesn’t scream “Freak!” I don’t know what does. No-one actually knows the REAL you, do they?
You probably have deep interests in creative expression as well as issues of spirituality and human development.
You’ve probably even been called a “psychic” before, because of your uncanny knack to understand and “read” people without quite knowing how you do it. Don’t fret. You’re not actually psychic. That would make you special and you’ll never accomplish that.
You’re also quite possible the most emotional of them all, so don’t take this all too hard. Nevertheless you most definitely have the strangest personality type and that’s not necessarily a good thing.
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