re: Bitches be crazy moment of the day.

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and end with IWHI...who's crazier? The crazy one or the stupid one who would still hit it knowing how bat shite she is?

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you can still hit crazy, just use a fake name and hometown

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you can still hit crazy, just use a fake name and hometown

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then don't come here bitching about the crazy chick you just fricked.

I don't

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let's imagine the trash ways to get "Joe"

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J'Oe

Jhoe

color contacts and colored hair

i scoff at this

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and, does she really make a living writing? horrid.

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Let me explain to you the mommy blogging world. Its big. My wife went through a phase where she had 20 on a "must read daily" list. All full of advertising geared toward the mom, the soccer mom, the Christian mom, the Christian soccer mom, etc.

Companies send these mommy bloggers expensive products to review. Resorts send their families on vacations. Because you know what, a positive review from one of these moms makes them way more money than normal advertising methods. Why? Because they end up building a cult.

Nothing that your favorite mommy blogger says can be wrong.

Does your baby have a diaper rash? Stop using disposable diapers - use these fancy cloth ones. Here's a link to purchase from my favorite store. Browse for all of your baby stuff.

Is your kid being picked on at school? This book helped me get through those trying times. Here's a link to Amazon.

Do you know what changed my life? This app! You have to download it because it makes grocery shopping easier. Put this code in and we'll both get $10!

Rince, repeat. So posts like this are just ways to connect to the reader. Its probably bullshite that this particular person felt this way, but you know who does? The unhappy suburban moms that read my blog. Let me connect with them and they'll jump when I say jump.


All that to say - it was a glorious day in the anc household when the wife decided she didn't have time to read mommy blogs on the regular.

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I bet she doesn't have a single friend that is male cause she feels it will be harmful to her marriage.

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as well it should be.

Whut dat mouf dew guh?

Are you a real chick or a really bored alter?