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BEWARE: Axe body wash may irritate your significant other's....
Posted on 6/8/15 at 3:03 pm
Posted on 6/8/15 at 3:03 pm
Apparently the new Axe body wash is causing allergic reactions to women's nether regions. You can now blame the burning sensation she has in her vagina on your body wash when she starts clamoring that you cheated on her with a dirty skank. 
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Posted on 6/8/15 at 3:04 pm to Neauxla
Given the target market for that crap, how do they know it isn't just an STD?
Posted on 6/8/15 at 3:05 pm to Neauxla
Link or is this personal experience?
Posted on 6/8/15 at 3:05 pm to Neauxla
quote:
You can now blame the burning sensation she has in her vagina on your body wash when she starts clamoring that you cheated on her with a dirty skank.
That's awesome news.
Posted on 6/8/15 at 3:06 pm to Neauxla
Great. Something else for women to bitch about.
Posted on 6/8/15 at 3:06 pm to Neauxla
Step 1: Buy Axe body wash
Step 2: Rawdawg skanks
Step 3: ....
Step 4: Profit
Step 2: Rawdawg skanks
Step 3: ....
Step 4: Profit
Posted on 6/8/15 at 3:06 pm to Neauxla
what's the OT trashiness rating on AXE body spray and body wash? Gotta be a 7/10 on the trash scale.
Posted on 6/8/15 at 3:06 pm to Neauxla
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Axe body wash
A sucker is born every minute.
Posted on 6/8/15 at 3:07 pm to upgrayedd
quote:
Link
This is the new OT - these noobs don't care about posting links or pictures.
quote:
AXE body spray
I keep a can in the truck just in case I need a quick fresh up of the armpits on a hot day. IMO, it smells like stripper's arse crack if sprayed more than a second.
This post was edited on 6/8/15 at 3:09 pm
Posted on 6/8/15 at 3:09 pm to Jamohn
people don't use axe, do they?
Posted on 6/8/15 at 3:11 pm to Neauxla
So you're saying there's documented proof that people that use Axe actually have sexual relations?
Posted on 6/8/15 at 3:11 pm to Neauxla
Someone needs to post this article on Raginpagin.
Posted on 6/8/15 at 3:19 pm to Neauxla
quote:"Axe Body Wash: It'll Give You An Excuse"
You can now blame the burning sensation she has in her vagina on your body wash when she starts clamoring that you cheated on her with a dirty skank.
Posted on 6/8/15 at 3:27 pm to Neauxla
quote:Tell us more about how your girlfriend cheated on you, contracted chlamydia, and then said, "Baby, it must be your body wash. It started after you bought that stuff..."
Apparently
Posted on 6/8/15 at 3:34 pm to Neauxla
good, thought i had clamydia again
Posted on 6/8/15 at 3:38 pm to djangochained
Posted on 6/8/15 at 3:47 pm to Neauxla
Interesting thread. I didn't realize it was so socially unacceptable to shower with axe shower gel.
Posted on 6/8/15 at 3:58 pm to Neauxla
if you use Axe body wash your SO probably has bigger problems with her nether regions than an allergic reation
Posted on 6/8/15 at 4:00 pm to Choctaw
too bad that kid in the walmarks aisle didn't know about this beforehand.
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