Better hope your Doctor watches, "House"

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"We would have diagnosed this even without Dr. House," Schaefer said. "You could have also typed his symptoms into Google and gotten the diagnosis."

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Google's new slogan:

Google - for when your medical degree fails you.

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House: Well we've tried everything I could think of there is nothing else we can do. We'll call it a day

Nurse: House don't forget to get your dry cleaning on the way home.

House: Wait, did you say dry cleaning? Follow me.

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Not only that, but this is after they put the patient through excessive pain, nearly kill them 3 times, break into their homes, and reveal their secrets to their families.
I still like House, though. I don't care how formulaic it is.