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Best/worst pick up line you've ever received?

Posted on 4/15/17 at 6:36 pm
Posted by PrincessKitty1026
Gainesville, FL
Member since Apr 2017
65 posts
Posted on 4/15/17 at 6:36 pm
(no message)
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124287 posts
Posted on 4/15/17 at 6:36 pm to
(Yes massage)
Posted by PrincessKitty1026
Gainesville, FL
Member since Apr 2017
65 posts
Posted on 4/15/17 at 6:37 pm to
quote:

(Yes massage)

Lol, I didn't even know what to write.
Posted by BIWO
Member since Dec 2015
1821 posts
Posted on 4/15/17 at 6:38 pm to
"Do you have a big dick too?"
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 4/15/17 at 6:38 pm to
"I'll kill you if I can't have you"
Posted by PrincessKitty1026
Gainesville, FL
Member since Apr 2017
65 posts
Posted on 4/15/17 at 6:41 pm to
quote:

"I'll kill you if I can't have you"

Wait seriously? That woman/man needs Jesus.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
99074 posts
Posted on 4/15/17 at 6:41 pm to
I will treat your kitty like a princess when I grab you by it.
Posted by AjaxFury
In & out of The Matrix
Member since Sep 2014
9928 posts
Posted on 4/15/17 at 6:42 pm to
You go first, I'll go right after
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 4/15/17 at 6:43 pm to
quote:

I will treat your kitty like a princess when I grab you by it.



MAGA!!!
Posted by JasonHotWheelsStreet
Member since Mar 2015
393 posts
Posted on 4/15/17 at 6:44 pm to
quote:

I swear putting a hand down there was like having a horse eat oats out of the palm of your hand.
Posted by Hazelnut
Member since May 2011
16433 posts
Posted on 4/15/17 at 6:45 pm to
"Is my vagina crying or are you just sexy?"










I replied, "it's crying"
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 4/15/17 at 6:46 pm to
quote:

I swear putting a hand down there was like having a horse eat oats out of the palm of your hand.




didn't see it before she deleted it, but thanks Ms. Captain Obvious
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67590 posts
Posted on 4/15/17 at 6:46 pm to
Will you give me some bday dick...from a fat chick (ot4) had she been OT 7 or higher it would have been the best
Posted by Elleshoe
Wade’s World
Member since Jun 2004
143616 posts
Posted on 4/15/17 at 6:46 pm to
You're a really shitty poster
Posted by Lakeboy7
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2011
23965 posts
Posted on 4/15/17 at 6:47 pm to
My buddy in college was fearless:

Him: Hey, you want to go have sex in the parking lot?

Her: No I dont

Him: Me neither so let just go get it over with.

Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
30407 posts
Posted on 4/15/17 at 6:47 pm to
"I'm going to take you home with me tonight." has worked with me.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 4/15/17 at 6:48 pm to
It's Manson lyrics,..I'm still alive so I can assume you know how it went.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 4/15/17 at 6:49 pm to
quote:

My buddy in college was fearless:

Him: Hey, you want to go have sex in the parking lot?

Her: No I dont

Him: Me neither so let just go get it over with.


back in the day, that shotgun strategy was a lot more successful than people thought, most just didn't have the balls to try it



This post was edited on 4/15/17 at 6:52 pm
Posted by auburntiger4life
Member since Aug 2016
321 posts
Posted on 4/15/17 at 6:52 pm to
Hey your wife wanted to know if you wanted me to party with you two tonite
Posted by Lakeboy7
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2011
23965 posts
Posted on 4/15/17 at 6:52 pm to
quote:

that shotgun strategy was alot more successful than people thought, most just didn't have the balls to try it




He wasnt a good looking dude but he got pussy, I think rejection made him stronger.
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