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Because it's the USMC birthday, I would like to make fun of the other Branches.
Posted on 11/10/16 at 9:52 pm
Posted on 11/10/16 at 9:52 pm
And on the 8th day, the Lord created Marines. And Heaven was never fricked with again.





This post was edited on 11/10/16 at 9:54 pm
Posted on 11/10/16 at 9:55 pm to TigerFanInSouthland
I bet that guy in the first pic doesn't even need SAPIs
Posted on 11/10/16 at 9:56 pm to TigerFanInSouthland

Happy Birthday to my fellow Marines

Posted on 11/10/16 at 9:59 pm to RATeamWannabe
As a former Corpsman, I salute the Marines. Never quite understood why there were so many gay bars outside Lejeune though........oh wait.
Posted on 11/10/16 at 10:00 pm to greygoose
They didn't want you to feel left out. We love our homo Docs
Posted on 11/10/16 at 10:02 pm to LewDawg
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I bet that guy in the first pic doesn't even need SAPIs
They don't make em for fat bodies.
Posted on 11/10/16 at 10:03 pm to LewDawg
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We love our homo Docs
And that's exactly why I always slept on my back and never on my stomach.
Posted on 11/10/16 at 10:04 pm to TigerFanInSouthland
I'm here for the circle jerk. Totally not gay though.
Posted on 11/10/16 at 10:06 pm to greygoose
Hey doc, how many times did a Marine show you his nuts?
Posted on 11/10/16 at 10:07 pm to jfturner212
After serving with a JTF that included a large contingent of soldiers, I found a new respect for the intelligence of the average Marine. 

Posted on 11/10/16 at 10:11 pm to TigerFanInSouthland
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Hey doc, how many times did a Marine show you his nuts?
Once, or twice. I didn't learn my lesson the first time I heard strange noises coming from the head. Somethings cannot be unseen!
Posted on 11/10/16 at 10:32 pm to TigerFanInSouthland
Marines have been known to be productive in joint operations I've deployed with, they just need a steady stream of people telling them how special they are
Army >>>>>>>>> USMC
THIS WE'LL DEFEND!

Army >>>>>>>>> USMC
THIS WE'LL DEFEND!
Posted on 11/10/16 at 10:36 pm to greygoose
Posted on 11/10/16 at 10:37 pm to King Teal
In the army, you're considered an above average soldier if you can pass the pt test. Trur story
Posted on 11/10/16 at 10:48 pm to King Teal
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Marines have been known to be productive in joint operations I've deployed with, they just need a steady stream of people telling them how special they are Army >>>>>>>>> USMC THIS WE'LL DEFEND!
Maybe y'all would be more productive if y'all weren't too busy changing your cammie pattern every two weeks.
Posted on 11/10/16 at 11:26 pm to TigerFanInSouthland
KILL BODIES, EAT BABIES!!!!!! MMMMMMMMM GOOD!!!!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY BROTHERS!
Posted on 11/10/16 at 11:49 pm to GeauxxxTigers23

There's a reason why marines aren't trusted with airborne units...
FOLLOW ME!
Posted on 11/10/16 at 11:51 pm to King Teal
And Army isn't allowed to do amphibious assaults and continously lose cities we take. Thus sending us back in.
Fallujah X2
Marjah
Fallujah X2
Marjah
Posted on 11/11/16 at 12:00 am to mikeboss550
Well, you guys are in the Navy, so it would make sense you leave the ship and enter the land (by definition, an amphibious assault).
Listen, all that first to fight nonsense may work for your recruiting posters, but anyone who's been in the fight knows the Army is the military, and everyone else supports us with their unique skill set. Last time I checked, the 3-Star general in charge of the anti-ISIS fight was an airborne Ranger...
And Fallujah? After the USMC took Fallujah the first time (no doubt valiantly), they transferred control of the city to an Iraqi militia, the Fallujah brigades, which subsequently lost it (surprise surprise).
So, like I said, those myths may be great for your cadences in the morning, but those in the know, know...
Listen, all that first to fight nonsense may work for your recruiting posters, but anyone who's been in the fight knows the Army is the military, and everyone else supports us with their unique skill set. Last time I checked, the 3-Star general in charge of the anti-ISIS fight was an airborne Ranger...
And Fallujah? After the USMC took Fallujah the first time (no doubt valiantly), they transferred control of the city to an Iraqi militia, the Fallujah brigades, which subsequently lost it (surprise surprise).
So, like I said, those myths may be great for your cadences in the morning, but those in the know, know...
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