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Because it's the USMC birthday, I would like to make fun of the other Branches.

Posted on 11/10/16 at 9:52 pm
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
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Posted on 11/10/16 at 9:52 pm
And on the 8th day, the Lord created Marines. And Heaven was never fricked with again.







This post was edited on 11/10/16 at 9:54 pm
Posted by RATeamWannabe
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Posted on 11/10/16 at 9:54 pm to
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
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Posted on 11/10/16 at 9:55 pm to
I bet that guy in the first pic doesn't even need SAPIs
Posted by tigersandsaints
Member since Dec 2005
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Posted on 11/10/16 at 9:56 pm to


Happy Birthday to my fellow Marines
Posted by greygoose
Member since Aug 2013
12707 posts
Posted on 11/10/16 at 9:59 pm to
As a former Corpsman, I salute the Marines. Never quite understood why there were so many gay bars outside Lejeune though........oh wait.
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
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Posted on 11/10/16 at 10:00 pm to
They didn't want you to feel left out. We love our homo Docs
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 11/10/16 at 10:02 pm to
quote:

I bet that guy in the first pic doesn't even need SAPIs


They don't make em for fat bodies.
Posted by greygoose
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Posted on 11/10/16 at 10:03 pm to
quote:

We love our homo Docs


And that's exactly why I always slept on my back and never on my stomach.
Posted by jfturner212
1176 Bob Pettit Boulevard
Member since Nov 2004
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Posted on 11/10/16 at 10:04 pm to
I'm here for the circle jerk. Totally not gay though.
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 11/10/16 at 10:06 pm to
Hey doc, how many times did a Marine show you his nuts?
Posted by greygoose
Member since Aug 2013
12707 posts
Posted on 11/10/16 at 10:07 pm to
After serving with a JTF that included a large contingent of soldiers, I found a new respect for the intelligence of the average Marine.
Posted by greygoose
Member since Aug 2013
12707 posts
Posted on 11/10/16 at 10:11 pm to
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Hey doc, how many times did a Marine show you his nuts?


Once, or twice. I didn't learn my lesson the first time I heard strange noises coming from the head. Somethings cannot be unseen!
Posted by King Teal
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Member since Sep 2016
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Posted on 11/10/16 at 10:32 pm to
Marines have been known to be productive in joint operations I've deployed with, they just need a steady stream of people telling them how special they are

Army >>>>>>>>> USMC

THIS WE'LL DEFEND!
Posted by marcnbc
Bossier City, LA
Member since May 2004
4297 posts
Posted on 11/10/16 at 10:36 pm to
I bet you were on the wrong end of the impossible sit-up more than once...Semper Fi Devil Doc.

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Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
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Posted on 11/10/16 at 10:37 pm to
In the army, you're considered an above average soldier if you can pass the pt test. Trur story
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 11/10/16 at 10:48 pm to
quote:

Marines have been known to be productive in joint operations I've deployed with, they just need a steady stream of people telling them how special they are Army >>>>>>>>> USMC THIS WE'LL DEFEND!


Maybe y'all would be more productive if y'all weren't too busy changing your cammie pattern every two weeks.
Posted by mikeboss550
Member since Apr 2013
10790 posts
Posted on 11/10/16 at 11:26 pm to
KILL BODIES, EAT BABIES!!!!!! MMMMMMMMM GOOD!!!!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY BROTHERS!
Posted by King Teal
The Last Banana Republic
Member since Sep 2016
988 posts
Posted on 11/10/16 at 11:49 pm to
maybe in your guard unit.

There's a reason why marines aren't trusted with airborne units...

FOLLOW ME!
Posted by mikeboss550
Member since Apr 2013
10790 posts
Posted on 11/10/16 at 11:51 pm to
And Army isn't allowed to do amphibious assaults and continously lose cities we take. Thus sending us back in.

Fallujah X2
Marjah
Posted by King Teal
The Last Banana Republic
Member since Sep 2016
988 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 12:00 am to
Well, you guys are in the Navy, so it would make sense you leave the ship and enter the land (by definition, an amphibious assault).

Listen, all that first to fight nonsense may work for your recruiting posters, but anyone who's been in the fight knows the Army is the military, and everyone else supports us with their unique skill set. Last time I checked, the 3-Star general in charge of the anti-ISIS fight was an airborne Ranger...

And Fallujah? After the USMC took Fallujah the first time (no doubt valiantly), they transferred control of the city to an Iraqi militia, the Fallujah brigades, which subsequently lost it (surprise surprise).

So, like I said, those myths may be great for your cadences in the morning, but those in the know, know...

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