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Banning board: Mom Delivers Third Set of Twins in 26 Months

Posted on 7/19/16 at 9:02 pm
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
56371 posts
Posted on 7/19/16 at 9:02 pm
That's magical. Life is just happening all around and stuff.
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Danesha Couch is just like every other mama out there, except she's had the pleasure of giving birth to fraternal twins—three times—during a 26 month span of time. No, we're not kidding, and yes, we're sure she's heard, "Boy, you sure have your hands full!" a million times.

The 20-year-old Kansas City mom and her fiance, Jeffrey Pressler, welcomed the latest set of twins last month. The girls, Dalanie and Darla, have recently joined the rest of their family at home after spending the first few weeks of their lives in the NICU, and Mom and Dad are facing the challenge of having a ton of kids under three years old at home.

Her newest twinset joins older sisters Delilah and Davina, who are one, and older brother Danarius, who is two. Danarius was also a twin but his brother Desmond died from complications of prematurity.



Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27429 posts
Posted on 7/19/16 at 9:03 pm to
You almost got me.
Posted by TigerBait2008
Boulder,CO
Member since Jun 2008
32445 posts
Posted on 7/19/16 at 9:03 pm to
I'm just gonna back out this thread while I can..
Posted by ell_13
Member since Apr 2013
85054 posts
Posted on 7/19/16 at 9:04 pm to
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
24588 posts
Posted on 7/19/16 at 9:04 pm to
Well she just blew that 73% of black babies born out of wedlock out of the water.
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
56046 posts
Posted on 7/19/16 at 9:08 pm to
quote:

Banning board:


truth....
Posted by BigDawg0420
Hamsterdam
Member since Apr 2010
7397 posts
Posted on 7/19/16 at 9:08 pm to
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her fiance, Jeffrey Pressler,


Nothing to see here. Carry on
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134865 posts
Posted on 7/19/16 at 9:09 pm to
I'm sure the taxpayers will get a great ROI on their investment.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164206 posts
Posted on 7/19/16 at 9:10 pm to
Someone tell her children her man had at the same time with other women don't count as hers.
Posted by Chris Warner
Perdido Bay
Member since Jan 2009
5575 posts
Posted on 7/19/16 at 9:13 pm to
Fertile crescent
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
14815 posts
Posted on 7/19/16 at 9:14 pm to
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20-year-old 



Jesus fricking christ
Posted by StealthCalais11
Lurker since 2007
Member since Aug 2011
12450 posts
Posted on 7/19/16 at 9:15 pm to
Damnnnnn that's alot of government checks coming in. Danesha just made bank
Posted by rsbd
banks of the Mississippi
Member since Jan 2007
22171 posts
Posted on 7/19/16 at 9:15 pm to



DO IT....
Posted by MSCoastTigerGirl
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
35525 posts
Posted on 7/19/16 at 9:16 pm to
quote:

fraternal twins—three times—during a 26 month span of time


quote:

20-year-old



Oh, for fricks sake. Get on the pill.



Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260853 posts
Posted on 7/19/16 at 9:19 pm to
If she can afford them, don't care.
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
24036 posts
Posted on 7/19/16 at 9:21 pm to
Umm...Irish quintuplets? (Would be sextuplets, but one died.)
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129005 posts
Posted on 7/19/16 at 9:23 pm to
She's only 20.....and not married yet. Guarantee you she is getting government assistance.

Meanwhile.....there are numerous educated, financially independent women/couples of different ages that DON'T rely on government assistance that just want to have one child of their own....but for various reasons cannot without spending $$$$ on fertility treatments or adoption fees.

Life isn't fair, it is what it is.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260853 posts
Posted on 7/19/16 at 9:25 pm to
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She's only 20.....and not married yet. Guarantee you she is getting government assistance.


I was trying not to laugh while typing that.
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
12300 posts
Posted on 7/19/16 at 9:32 pm to
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The girls, Dalanie and Darla, have recently joined the rest of their family at home after spending the first few weeks of their lives in the NICU


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Danarius was also a twin but his brother Desmond died from complications of prematurity.


Sounds like they racked up hundreds of thousands in hospital bills before they even got home to begin their lives on the dole, with a 90% chance of ending up corner CD salesmen with 10 page rap sheets. Ah, the cycle of life.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62805 posts
Posted on 7/19/16 at 9:37 pm to
I hope the two of them will be able to afford the 5 children and hopefully can work hard enough to support them well enough to give those children a fair chance in life and possibly get a college education.
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