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Bachelor (or Bachelorette) Parties
Posted on 3/4/22 at 1:07 pm
Posted on 3/4/22 at 1:07 pm
Let's hear your best bachelor or bachelorette party stories - either one's you've attended or one's you've heard about.
All the bachelor parties I've been to have been pretty tame. Stole a buddy of mines clothes while he ran naked into the ocean. Was at night but he had to run a block up a WELL lit road to the beach house we were staying at.
ETA: Surprised I'm not the only one who's never been to a wild bachelor party.
(the bourbon trip sounds like a blast)
All the bachelor parties I've been to have been pretty tame. Stole a buddy of mines clothes while he ran naked into the ocean. Was at night but he had to run a block up a WELL lit road to the beach house we were staying at.
ETA: Surprised I'm not the only one who's never been to a wild bachelor party.
(the bourbon trip sounds like a blast)This post was edited on 3/4/22 at 1:28 pm
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Posted on 3/4/22 at 1:09 pm to Niner
One time I had some chocolate that dripped off the stripper’s dick and my fiancé called off the wedding.
Can you believe that shite?!
Can you believe that shite?!
Posted on 3/4/22 at 1:09 pm to Niner
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ran naked into the ocean
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beach house
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he had to run a block up a WELL lit road
Quickest way from the gulf to the beach house is probably the beach.....
Posted on 3/4/22 at 1:09 pm to Niner
Most of my friends just have a nice night at the bar and we pass out at one of our apartments. Personally, I think hiring strippers and stuff is stupid, and wouldn't attend a party like that. It's just asking for trouble.
Posted on 3/4/22 at 1:14 pm to Niner
Stripper #1 tells stripper #2 "lay on your back and hold this Blow Pop in your mouth"
Stripper squats on Blow Pop
Stripper #1 stands up, takes blow pop out of #2's mouth, and puts it in bachelor's mouth.
Posted on 3/4/22 at 1:14 pm to Niner
i was baptist and 20 years old. we got pizza, played halo, and smoked cigars. the end.
Posted on 3/4/22 at 1:14 pm to Niner
Probably a buzzkill statement but had more "wild" time in college. By the time me and my buddies were getting married we were past that shite.
My bachelor party was 4 days on the Kentucky bourbon trail with my dudes.... seriously one of the best times of my life. No strippers needed to make it awesome
My bachelor party was 4 days on the Kentucky bourbon trail with my dudes.... seriously one of the best times of my life. No strippers needed to make it awesome
This post was edited on 3/4/22 at 1:15 pm
Posted on 3/4/22 at 1:17 pm to Niner
IDK but this was the smokeshow of the season on the Bachelor this year:
Posted on 3/4/22 at 1:20 pm to Shexter
Lol, had one for friend like that and a couple of the wives went and cleaned up the hotel room and asked a lot of questions about the number of bomb pops laying around the room.
Posted on 3/4/22 at 1:20 pm to scott8811
Posted on 3/4/22 at 1:21 pm to Niner
Destin Bachelor party. I was the last arrival. Most of the others got down the night before. About 2 hours from Destin, the groom is incoherently drunk texting me but managed to spell out the name of the bar they were at. I get there and they are all blackout but the groom is like a freshman girl that just discovered hunch punch. I get two drinks there before they decide they want to go to the titty bar. I'm still good to drive so I volunteer
On the way to the titty bar, the groom demands I slow up and roll down the window. He projectile vomits out of my car so violently that the car behind us changes lanes and speeds by us. A little bit was actually in my truck so he grabs some work related papers that were in my car and starts wiping it up with that. We make it to the titty bar and I swear to god its covering 40% of the right side of my truck and the smell is horrid. He gets some paper towels out of my toolbox and is trying to use them to clean off my truck in the titty bar parking lot. The paper towels are completely dry so its not doing shite. The entire group has gone in at this point but I'm stuck outside with pukey for 20 minutes because he refuses to go in until he's cleaned up the puke.
I tell him to forget about it and make him change into my spare clothes and use my mouthwash so we can finally go in and see some titties. We stay awhile and I was well passed the point of driving home so we ubered. The next morning we go and get my truck and the smell is still there. Especially on the inside. The puke on the outside had hardened and it honestly looked like I had been mudding. He insisted that he pay for the carwash and that was that. Later that night, he made an Uber pull over so he could puke on the side of the road. He's a little guy and its stunning how much vomit he can store up
On the way to the titty bar, the groom demands I slow up and roll down the window. He projectile vomits out of my car so violently that the car behind us changes lanes and speeds by us. A little bit was actually in my truck so he grabs some work related papers that were in my car and starts wiping it up with that. We make it to the titty bar and I swear to god its covering 40% of the right side of my truck and the smell is horrid. He gets some paper towels out of my toolbox and is trying to use them to clean off my truck in the titty bar parking lot. The paper towels are completely dry so its not doing shite. The entire group has gone in at this point but I'm stuck outside with pukey for 20 minutes because he refuses to go in until he's cleaned up the puke.
I tell him to forget about it and make him change into my spare clothes and use my mouthwash so we can finally go in and see some titties. We stay awhile and I was well passed the point of driving home so we ubered. The next morning we go and get my truck and the smell is still there. Especially on the inside. The puke on the outside had hardened and it honestly looked like I had been mudding. He insisted that he pay for the carwash and that was that. Later that night, he made an Uber pull over so he could puke on the side of the road. He's a little guy and its stunning how much vomit he can store up
This post was edited on 3/4/22 at 1:26 pm
Posted on 3/4/22 at 1:23 pm to Shexter
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Stripper #1 tells stripper #2 "lay on your back and hold this Blow Pop in your mouth" Stripper squats on Blow Pop Stripper #1 stands up, takes blow pop out of #2's mouth, and puts it in bachelor's mouth
I’m having a hard time visualizing this. So does she grab the blow pop with her cooter? Is #1 holding the stick or the pop?
Where’s the blow?
Posted on 3/4/22 at 1:26 pm to Niner
I got robbed by a stripper in the middle of a lap dance in the upstairs private room on my bachelor party. frick Bourbon Street
Posted on 3/4/22 at 1:27 pm to Jcorye1
When I was 17 my girlfriend’s sister was getting married.I got invited to bachelor party for her fiancée. They were all early 20’s guys.We mostly just went bar hopping around town,we’d just walk into different bars and I never get carded.
So someone came up with idea to go to Ville Platte and we’d all pitch in for him a hooker.All the other guys decided they’d get them a hooker also.I asked if they thought I could get one since I was only 17.They said sure if you’ve got money.
So we get there and go in ,these gals were some skanks,I decided I’d do without.
I got a 6-pack and got in a car and drank beer and fell asleep.
So someone came up with idea to go to Ville Platte and we’d all pitch in for him a hooker.All the other guys decided they’d get them a hooker also.I asked if they thought I could get one since I was only 17.They said sure if you’ve got money.
So we get there and go in ,these gals were some skanks,I decided I’d do without.
I got a 6-pack and got in a car and drank beer and fell asleep.
Posted on 3/4/22 at 1:30 pm to LSUA 75
Did they divorce less than 2 years later?
Posted on 3/4/22 at 1:32 pm to fr33manator
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Where’s the blow?
Strippers and blow(pops)
Posted on 3/4/22 at 1:35 pm to LSUA 75
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So someone came up with idea to go to Ville Platte and we’d all pitch in for him a hooker
This part alone had me cracking up
Posted on 3/4/22 at 1:36 pm to Shexter
Is a blow pop when you get a chick to suck on a lollipop, then dip it in coke like fun dip, then stick it in her cooch before you bang her?
This post was edited on 3/4/22 at 1:37 pm
Posted on 3/4/22 at 1:37 pm to LSUA 75
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So someone came up with idea to go to Ville Platte and we’d all pitch in for him a hooker.
Ah, the famous Ville Platte hookers. Amsterdam has nothing on those gals. They make Thailand seem tame.
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