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Posted on 4/16/17 at 9:17 pm
Posted by RickSanchez
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Posted on 4/16/17 at 9:17 pm
Went to my local branch of Whole Foods to check it out. Upon getting to the hippy cashier, he asks "Got any fun Easter riddles bro?". I reply "Nah dude sorry". He then replies "Why did the Easter egg hide, bro? Cause he was a LITTLE CHICKEN". I then said "Happy Easter" and walked out.

I then hear him yelling for me to come back inside while I was getting ready to get into my car. So I ran back in, and everyone was lying on the ground. Suddenly I saw someone open my car door, so I got on the floor, everyone walk the dinosaur.

So how your night going OT?
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
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Posted on 4/16/17 at 9:18 pm to
frick you rick
Posted by BRgetthenet
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Posted on 4/16/17 at 9:18 pm to
GAF
Posted by Ostrich
Alexandria, VA
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Posted on 4/16/17 at 9:18 pm to
Happy Easter
Posted by SEClint
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Posted by DavidTheGnome
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Posted on 4/16/17 at 9:19 pm to
Posted by RickSanchez
Member since Apr 2017
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Posted on 4/16/17 at 9:19 pm to
quote:

frick you rick



Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 4/16/17 at 9:19 pm to
frick you
Posted by spaceranger
Member since Jan 2017
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Posted on 4/16/17 at 9:19 pm to
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Why did the Easter egg hide, bro? Cause he was a LITTLE CHICKEN


its not a chicken til it hatches though right?
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 4/16/17 at 9:19 pm to
How are your $27 bag of pistachios?
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
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Posted on 4/16/17 at 9:19 pm to
goddammit rick
Posted by Mo Jeaux
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Posted on 4/16/17 at 9:20 pm to
This thread had potential, but failed to deliver.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
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Posted on 4/16/17 at 9:21 pm to
Posted by RickSanchez
Member since Apr 2017
15 posts
Posted on 4/16/17 at 9:23 pm to
quote:

How are your $27 bag of pistachios?



Pistachios? Nah frick that son, I got a box of all-natural, cage-free, free-range caviar to eat while I watch the bum fights down the road from this place.
Posted by LakeViewLSU
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Posted on 4/16/17 at 9:24 pm to
The Fresh Prince one is the best.
Posted by BobABooey
Parts Unknown
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Posted on 4/16/17 at 9:24 pm to
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How are your $27 bag of pistachios?

Raw, unsalted pistachios were on sale for $9.99/lb last week at Sprouts. That's $4 off the regular price. I stocked up.
Posted by AjaxFury
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Posted on 4/16/17 at 9:26 pm to

Posted by vengeanceofrain
depends
Member since Jun 2013
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Posted on 4/16/17 at 9:26 pm to
ther was this cutie pie at the chinese resturant fu lin in west little rock i used to get general tao chicken every sunday night and i'd go in there and this girl would be working the counter. she was a spinner extreme but so cute.


so one day i work up the nerve to ask for her number so i'm like "hey you're really cute do you mind giving me your number i can take you out sometime"

she says point blank "no".


that's it lol. it was awkward and i just left lol
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
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Posted on 4/16/17 at 9:27 pm to
Pretty funny rick
Posted by nc14
La Jolla
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Posted on 4/16/17 at 9:33 pm to
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