re: Ask Scruffy almost anything thread

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For example... One would think that my iPhone would know that I'm typing frick, not duck...yet it consistently changes it to duck every time I type frick.

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As Mary Landrieu will soon not be re-elected, your auto-correct will be correct either way.

She'll be a lame-_uck Senator.

To OP:
How many Woodchucks can dance on the head of a pen-is?

I'm not sure why she is so pissed.

I'm not who she is accusing me of being. And trust me, I have a great relationship. I don't want a guy off of the Internet and I don't need attention from guys from the Internet.

I'm not keeping this going. Like I said earlier, I lurked long enough to know how she is. Let her continue to validate herself by begging for attention from married men from the Internet. My real, unmarried, man is on his way here. I have better things to
Do now that the Ferguson thread is gone. (Which by the way upsets me a little).

Have a nice night.

What does Scruffy think of male yoga pants? And the men who wear them? Publically.

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Posted by Lsupimp What does Scruffy think of male yoga pants? And the men who wear them? Publically.

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Scruffy does not approve unless they are worn under shorts or pants in cold weather.

Never heard of or seen a guy wear just yoga pants.

Is that a thing now?

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If you are gonna lick her arse, it is probably better after she showers.

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That's always good advice. Do as much as possible immediately after a shower - that's my motto.

Pimp doesn't want to alarm Scruffy, but in liberal cities like Boulder , Madison and Berkeley where hippie and health cultures have tragically co-mingled, it is common to see male hipsters in yoga pants walking down the street drinking wheatgrass and such.

What is Scruffy's stance on burning cane that is still standing?

Scruffy would be quite disturbed to attend the Boulder Friends of Lesbian Dance Therapy Wednesday morning coffee klatch.

Well, Scruffy doesn't care what you do with your own cane. Personally, he supports tearing it down a few notches first.

That way you can burn them while they are down.

Sugar from emotionally traumatized cane is always sweeter.