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Arrest bottles up accused soft drink thief

Posted on 9/16/16 at 10:25 am
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
29168 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 10:25 am
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Cheesy title reminds of those bad puns from How It's Made.

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A West Monroe woman is facing charges after reportedly shoplifting soda at an Arkansas Road convenience store.

According to the arrest affidavit, Marla Williams, 41, 349 Craft Road, entered the store and filled a cup with ice and soda from a fountain machine. A store clerk told a Ouachita Parish Sheriff's Office deputy that the suspect refilled the cup three to four times after drinking the initial cup.



Our tax dollars at work. She has a problem and needs help (or caffeine).
Posted by LSU_Saints_Hornets
Uptown NO,LA
Member since Jan 2013
9739 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 10:33 am to
IWNHI, No Skank you

This post was edited on 9/16/16 at 10:35 am
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
80902 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 10:34 am to
What the frick is that thing?
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
37760 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 10:44 am to
Went to school with her but she was a few years older than me. Believe it or not she used to be hot as hell. And could fly around a track for a white girl. The years have not be kind...
This post was edited on 9/16/16 at 10:45 am
Posted by H. E. Pennypacker
Louisiana IceGators Fan
Member since Mar 2013
880 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 10:45 am to
i bet she looks weird with glasses
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