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re: are these towels gay?
Posted on 4/19/15 at 11:03 pm to Scireverum
Posted on 4/19/15 at 11:03 pm to Scireverum
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Posted on 4/19/15 at 11:28 pm to Scruffy
I use my ninja turtles one. Always get compliments on it
Posted on 4/20/15 at 12:09 am to GeauxZone90
liek ohmygod those are FABULOUS.
dude, just get some plain white towels.
dude, just get some plain white towels.
Posted on 4/20/15 at 12:13 am to GeauxZone90
If you have to ask if towels are gay then you are definitely gay and don't want to be caught... Just come out of the closet already
Posted on 4/20/15 at 12:26 am to GeauxZone90
Don't know about the towels but if you had to post here to find out then you definitely are.
Posted on 4/20/15 at 5:40 am to GeauxZone90
what are you supposed to see if you stare at it long enough?
If women are looking past you to check the towel for gayness, the battle is lost
If women are looking past you to check the towel for gayness, the battle is lost
Posted on 4/20/15 at 5:41 am to GeauxZone90
Not going to say it's gay. It's a towel. That's silly. It has sucked a dîck once or twice, though.
Posted on 4/20/15 at 8:15 am to GeauxZone90
That would clash too much with my pastel colored paisley swim trunks, so nah.
Posted on 4/20/15 at 8:18 am to GeauxZone90
It's 4/20
You should get this towel
You should get this towel
Posted on 4/20/15 at 8:29 am to GeauxZone90
I texted the link to hendersonshands. He says that these towels don't necessarily make you gay... if you have buttsex on the towels you are gay. If you're laying on this towel getting a BJ from what you think is a woman and you later find out that it was actually a tranny that's not gay either... because you didn't know at the time you were jizzing down his throat.
Posted on 4/20/15 at 8:30 am to terd ferguson
quote:
if you have buttsex on the towels you are gay
Not nessarily.
Posted on 4/20/15 at 8:31 am to GeauxZone90
Pretty sure these towels are screaming for cock.
Posted on 4/20/15 at 8:33 am to GeauxZone90
quote:
Serious questions
Did they become sentient and then proceed to have sex with other towels of the same gender exclusively?
If not, and they're just regular inanimate towels, then no.
Grow up.
Posted on 4/20/15 at 8:34 am to Festus
quote:
nessarily
That's how flamboyant queers say necessarily.
Posted on 4/20/15 at 8:35 am to GeauxZone90
I wouldnt confuse "ugly" with "gay". Gay people tend to have some fashion sense. Those towels are just fugly.
Posted on 4/20/15 at 8:36 am to terd ferguson
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That's how flamboyant queers say necessarily.
See, I agree with you here. Sissy high talking and animated hands are definitely gay. No exception. But men having buttsex is not necessarily gay in and of itself.
Posted on 4/20/15 at 9:13 am to GeauxZone90
Are you so insecure that you're concerned that your masculinity is going to be judged by a beach towel? Lord have mercy. Get treatment.
Posted on 4/20/15 at 9:42 am to Coach Yo
The towels don't make you gay. It's the fact that you are shopping at Target that makes you gay. 
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