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re: Appropriate gift for expecting father

Posted on 8/1/17 at 12:46 pm to
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 8/1/17 at 12:46 pm to
The book Baby Wise sleep training for infants.
Posted by themasterpater
I travel
Member since Sep 2014
1342 posts
Posted on 8/1/17 at 1:15 pm to
"Fleshlight"

Lol this would be clutch, he was bitching about how he'd have to endure 8 weeks of abstinence post baby. A fellow co-worker told him not too worry he'll be punching guts in 6 weeks.
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Malibu
Member since Sep 2013
29078 posts
Posted on 8/1/17 at 1:23 pm to
TD Premium membership
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
20377 posts
Posted on 8/1/17 at 1:25 pm to
Children's book to read to his offspring:

This post was edited on 8/1/17 at 1:27 pm
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18051 posts
Posted on 8/1/17 at 1:31 pm to
Three months off to sleep.
Posted by Bob Sacamano
Houston, TX
Member since Oct 2008
5277 posts
Posted on 8/1/17 at 1:44 pm to
Nothing you can give him will prepared him for whats to come.

A condolences card and a one way ticket to somewhere like Bali might help.
Posted by cattus
Member since Jan 2009
13434 posts
Posted on 8/1/17 at 1:47 pm to
How about nothing
Posted by dyslexic
Left field
Member since Nov 2010
6490 posts
Posted on 8/1/17 at 2:37 pm to
Here is an appropriate gif.....

Posted by Loungefly85
Lafayette
Member since Jul 2016
7930 posts
Posted on 8/1/17 at 2:51 pm to
quote:

My boss
quote:

nice gesture


Get off TD and do some work, baw.
Posted by Muff
The dirty south.
Member since Oct 2014
526 posts
Posted on 8/1/17 at 2:54 pm to
handjob.
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
14852 posts
Posted on 8/1/17 at 3:03 pm to
earplugs and valium
Posted by Capital Cajun
Over Yonder
Member since Aug 2007
5525 posts
Posted on 8/1/17 at 3:33 pm to
Have a couple nice meals sent to his house after they are home from the hospital.
Posted by ellishughtiger
70118
Member since Jul 2004
21135 posts
Posted on 8/1/17 at 3:34 pm to
An 1/8th of white urkle
Posted by JetFuelTyga
Born in desert,raised in lion's den
Member since Feb 2016
1786 posts
Posted on 8/1/17 at 3:36 pm to
I don't want anything besides your utilization to not be the worst in the entire company.

Stop wasting your (and more importantly, MY) time on this board.

Also, can you bring me another coffee?
Posted by themasterpater
I travel
Member since Sep 2014
1342 posts
Posted on 8/1/17 at 8:52 pm to
How about...

You...

GFY
Posted by MSTiger33
Member since Oct 2007
20381 posts
Posted on 8/1/17 at 9:29 pm to
Booze
Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
Member since Oct 2005
34471 posts
Posted on 8/1/17 at 9:30 pm to
A warm handshake and a congrats.

And a bottle of something.
Posted by go ta hell ole miss
Member since Jan 2007
13626 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 12:18 am to
Round of golf to a nice course, or get a charter for a red/spec trip. Might be his last of either for a while. Buy the booze (that everyone is suggesting) in 2 years when he really needs it.
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
54877 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 12:55 am to
A vasectomy.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98182 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 1:13 am to
Instructional tee ball video. He'll thank you in five years when the lil bastard makes a travel team.
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