re: Anyone On The OT Ever Been Attacked By a Wild Animal

King Cobra, it's was so smooth I never felt the bite until my legs didn't work anymore. I felt like FDR.

Charged by a really aggressive cow when I was 13 or so, she planted her head into my chest and drove me to the ground. Thankfully no horns. Ended up bruised. She ended up dead.

The worst, hit a buck with my car in highschool, stupidly got out right there to look at the damage, he got up literally right next to me and was shaking it off. Cracked him with a maglight and he went down. Grabbed a crescent out of the bag to try to bend my fender back, he got up again and was pissed. Hit him right behind the head with the side edge of a large crescent, thankfully it broke its neck.

Had a baby deer get in the hog yard once and a buddy and I thought itd be a great idea to catch it and throw it over the fence. Catch it, I have hind legs in one hand, front in the other. Swing it over the fence, and the little bastard kicked me so hard in the right bicep that my arm went numb.

I think thats the end of animal encounters.

I got bit in the arse by a pekingese when I was a kid.

A cat scratched me one time, so I pulled out the old tazer and showed that little fricker what's up

In college, I was attacked by a democrat with a knife.

chased up a tree by a wild boar, scared shitless, sob was about the size of a subzero (slight exaggeration) and if I shot him it might just piss him off.