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anyone need a job? ... look to saudi arabia ...

Posted on 5/19/15 at 10:49 am
Posted by tiderider
Member since Nov 2012
7703 posts
Posted on 5/19/15 at 10:49 am
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This week the Saudi Ministry of Civil Service began advertising for eight additional swordsmen to conduct executions, lob the hands off of thieves, and perform similar duties. Beheadings are actually mandated under Sharia Law, although Saudi leaders considered adopting firing squads as an alternative in 2013 due to a lack of swordsmen.
Posted by MoreOrLes
Member since Nov 2008
19472 posts
Posted on 5/19/15 at 10:52 am to
no way.

Is this real life?


This post was edited on 5/19/15 at 10:53 am
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
146831 posts
Posted on 5/19/15 at 10:52 am to
I know lots of people that civilian contract out in the ME and janitors get six figures.

but I looked at the article. wtf. smoke hashish and behead people?

Posted by animalcracker
Member since Oct 2010
1931 posts
Posted on 5/19/15 at 10:53 am to
what's starting pay with no experience, how about benefits?
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
58346 posts
Posted on 5/19/15 at 10:57 am to
Who's gonna bleach the tunics?
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92876 posts
Posted on 5/19/15 at 10:57 am to
$1000 per head is the pay, line em up!
Posted by tiderider
Member since Nov 2012
7703 posts
Posted on 5/19/15 at 10:57 am to
wonder what the per capita income is ...
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
146831 posts
Posted on 5/19/15 at 11:00 am to
if you wear a table cloth on your head it's a grand more.
Posted by barry
Location, Location, Location
Member since Aug 2006
50346 posts
Posted on 5/19/15 at 11:00 am to
I'm not cut out for that sort of work
Posted by TigerPanzer
Orlando
Member since Sep 2006
9476 posts
Posted on 5/19/15 at 11:01 am to
Perfect profession for a head case like me.
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
58762 posts
Posted on 5/19/15 at 11:03 am to
quote:

I'm not cut out for that sort of work


Not sharp enough?
Posted by fillmoregandt
OTM
Member since Nov 2009
14368 posts
Posted on 5/19/15 at 11:03 am to
Well that's one way to get ahead in life
Posted by Dirty Rascal
BR/Nola
Member since Sep 2014
1010 posts
Posted on 5/19/15 at 11:04 am to
Got damn sharia and all her rules
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108446 posts
Posted on 5/19/15 at 11:30 am to
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, lob the hands off of thieves, and perform similar duties.


And by similar duties, we mean beheading rape victims, women who don't submit to their husbands will, homosexuals, apostates, cartoonists, and really just expressing something outside of the Muslim faith.
Posted by AubieALUMdvm
Member since Oct 2011
11713 posts
Posted on 5/19/15 at 11:34 am to
Not sure I could do a job like that without becoming a headcase.
Posted by MWP
Kingwood, TX via Monroe, LA
Member since Jul 2013
10439 posts
Posted on 5/19/15 at 11:34 am to
quote:

Well that's one way to get ahead in life


Posted by htownjeep
Republic of Texas
Member since Jun 2005
7612 posts
Posted on 5/19/15 at 11:34 am to
quote:

And by similar duties, we mean beheading rape victims, women who don't submit to their husbands will, homosexuals, apostates, cartoonists, and really just expressing something outside of the Muslim faith.
That's why they have a bridge to Bahrain. Duh
Posted by AubieALUMdvm
Member since Oct 2011
11713 posts
Posted on 5/19/15 at 11:39 am to
I wonder if you could get a nice severance package if you get laid off?
Posted by choupic
Somewhere on da bayou
Member since Nov 2009
2022 posts
Posted on 5/19/15 at 12:28 pm to
Whoa whoa whoa, Let's not get A Head of ourselves here
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67488 posts
Posted on 5/19/15 at 12:36 pm to
Do they have any batting cages over there so we can sharpen our skills?
This post was edited on 5/19/15 at 12:37 pm
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