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re: Anyone here know someone who claims to be "self-employed"?

Posted on 6/3/15 at 2:48 pm to
Posted by Cole Beer
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
4584 posts
Posted on 6/3/15 at 2:48 pm to
Self-employed is code for getting paid to do sex stuff
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55446 posts
Posted on 6/3/15 at 2:51 pm to
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Self-employed is code for getting paid to do sex stuff


My boss is a real cocksucker. He takes off in the middle of the day, gets high and drinks beer, tugs one out a time or two, and plays his shitty music at full blast.
Posted by TheEnglishman
On the road to Wellville
Member since Mar 2010
3108 posts
Posted on 6/3/15 at 3:00 pm to
.... you serious, Clark??

No you are right... no one is actually a business owner. They all work for "big corporations" or "old family money"

....
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39109 posts
Posted on 6/3/15 at 3:03 pm to
quote:

He takes off in the middle of the day, gets high and drinks beer, tugs one out a time or two, and plays his shitty music at full blast.


Congrats on working at the Dollar Ballet.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55446 posts
Posted on 6/3/15 at 3:05 pm to
The joke



Your head
Posted by TSLG
Member since Mar 2014
6724 posts
Posted on 6/3/15 at 3:20 pm to
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but rather they are probably using the phrase "self-employed" to cover up their embarrassment of actually being UNEMPLOYED and living off of an inheritance


That's just a nice way to say, "none of your fricking business."
Posted by BigEdLSU
All around the south
Member since Sep 2010
20268 posts
Posted on 6/3/15 at 3:20 pm to
I don't tell anyone how my business works without a nca
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78497 posts
Posted on 6/3/15 at 3:24 pm to
I haven't been on a payroll in 12 years. I'm 100% self-employed, commission only. I like to control my schedule and I like to go to all my children's events.Coincidentally today is the beginning of a 14 day vacation (three weeks so far this year). I'm incapable of working for other people because I'm too old to be accountable to somebody not named Mrs. Pimp , I like to be my own boss, and I like to make bigger dollars than a "boss" allows. So I created my own job that fits my talents, had a mentor/inspirational example, and got really, really lucky.

I have no doubt that many of my neighbors think I'm unemployed. They see me outside and roll down the windows and make witty comments. I play along. A few know I'm killing it, but most have no clue. I like it that way.
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