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Anybody ever hook up with a massage therapist?
Posted on 7/10/15 at 8:58 am
Posted on 7/10/15 at 8:58 am
I use to get a massage from a cute 22 year old Hawaiian gal. I swear she wanted me. My friends told me I was full of crap. She used to always start the massage by massaging the top of my butt and I felt like she was going down a little low. Also, when she did my anterior shoulders should would deep breath and I could feel her breath on my face. Another time she was doing my forearms. She would have me extend my arm and flex my wrist up and down. Every time I would flex down my hand hit her breast. She said don't worry about it, I have a good pressure spot on your FA. My friends would laugh and they said I'm reading to much into it. My suspicious thoughts turned out to be true. She got my phone number from her work computer and started calling me late at night wanting to hook up. I had a serious girlfriend at the time so I shot her down but I was flattered. I started using a different lady after that. So I did not close the deal but I'm 99% certain I could have.
Anybody here hook up with their massage lady or thought she wanted to?
Anybody here hook up with their massage lady or thought she wanted to?
Posted on 7/10/15 at 8:59 am to ctiger69
by hook up... do you mean happy ending?
Posted on 7/10/15 at 8:59 am to ctiger69
I bet you think strippers want to date you too...
Posted on 7/10/15 at 9:00 am to oleyeller
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by hook up... do you mean happy ending
Yeah....that would be hooking up.
Posted on 7/10/15 at 9:00 am to ctiger69
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Anybody ever hook up with a hooker?
FIFY
Posted on 7/10/15 at 9:00 am to SouthOfSouth
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I bet you think strippers want to date you too...
Waitresses too.
Posted on 7/10/15 at 9:01 am to ctiger69
They have a couple of cute ones at my gym and I always think it has to be tough dating them as (a) they probably get dozens of guys like you thinking they will give out happy endings and (b) they probably do want to frick some of the guys.
Posted on 7/10/15 at 9:02 am to ctiger69
My guesses:
Cute = Not very cute
Calling you late at night = added you on Facebook
Cute = Not very cute
Calling you late at night = added you on Facebook
Posted on 7/10/15 at 9:03 am to SouthOfSouth
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I bet you think strippers want to date you too...
If a stripper starts calling my phone late at night wanting to come over then Yeah....they want to hook up.
It is not rocket science.
Posted on 7/10/15 at 9:03 am to ctiger69
Never go to the strip club bro. your head will be all fricked up
Posted on 7/10/15 at 9:05 am to ctiger69
Sounds like you're going to the wrong type of therapist bub
Posted on 7/10/15 at 9:06 am to ctiger69
Yeah but that usually costs extra...
Posted on 7/10/15 at 9:07 am to ctiger69
San Francisco's Chinatown. Lotsa massage therapy happening when I lived there.
Posted on 7/10/15 at 9:10 am to ctiger69
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cute 22 year old Hawaiian gal
I think you meant "cute 22 year old Asian gal"
Posted on 7/10/15 at 9:11 am to ctiger69
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Also, when she did my anterior shoulders should would deep breath and I could feel her breath on my face
Well frick, start naming the kids.
Posted on 7/10/15 at 9:12 am to ctiger69
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If a stripper starts calling my phone late at night wanting to come over then Yeah....they want to hook up.
Bet it would have cost you $$$
Posted on 7/10/15 at 9:30 am to ctiger69
Almost did with 2 different ones. Not at the same time, just over time.
Posted on 7/10/15 at 9:34 am to burdman
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Only a speech therapist.
Dang that shounds shexy as shite.
This post was edited on 7/10/15 at 9:35 am
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