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Anybody ever hook up with a massage therapist?

Posted on 7/10/15 at 8:58 am
Posted by ctiger69
Member since May 2005
30609 posts
Posted on 7/10/15 at 8:58 am
I use to get a massage from a cute 22 year old Hawaiian gal. I swear she wanted me. My friends told me I was full of crap. She used to always start the massage by massaging the top of my butt and I felt like she was going down a little low. Also, when she did my anterior shoulders should would deep breath and I could feel her breath on my face. Another time she was doing my forearms. She would have me extend my arm and flex my wrist up and down. Every time I would flex down my hand hit her breast. She said don't worry about it, I have a good pressure spot on your FA. My friends would laugh and they said I'm reading to much into it. My suspicious thoughts turned out to be true. She got my phone number from her work computer and started calling me late at night wanting to hook up. I had a serious girlfriend at the time so I shot her down but I was flattered. I started using a different lady after that. So I did not close the deal but I'm 99% certain I could have.


Anybody here hook up with their massage lady or thought she wanted to?
Posted by oleyeller
Vols, Bitch
Member since Oct 2012
32021 posts
Posted on 7/10/15 at 8:59 am to
by hook up... do you mean happy ending?
Posted by SouthOfSouth
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2008
43456 posts
Posted on 7/10/15 at 8:59 am to
I bet you think strippers want to date you too...
Posted by ctiger69
Member since May 2005
30609 posts
Posted on 7/10/15 at 9:00 am to
quote:


by hook up... do you mean happy ending



Yeah....that would be hooking up.
Posted by Larry
Collierville, TN
Member since Jul 2004
5454 posts
Posted on 7/10/15 at 9:00 am to
quote:

Anybody ever hook up with a hooker?


FIFY
Posted by TigerNlc
Chocolate City
Member since Jun 2006
32494 posts
Posted on 7/10/15 at 9:00 am to
quote:

I bet you think strippers want to date you too...

Waitresses too.
Posted by LasVegasTiger
Idaho
Member since Apr 2008
8063 posts
Posted on 7/10/15 at 9:01 am to
Posted by Bunk Moreland
Member since Dec 2010
53273 posts
Posted on 7/10/15 at 9:01 am to
They have a couple of cute ones at my gym and I always think it has to be tough dating them as (a) they probably get dozens of guys like you thinking they will give out happy endings and (b) they probably do want to frick some of the guys.
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79188 posts
Posted on 7/10/15 at 9:02 am to
My guesses:

Cute = Not very cute

Calling you late at night = added you on Facebook

Posted by ctiger69
Member since May 2005
30609 posts
Posted on 7/10/15 at 9:03 am to
quote:

I bet you think strippers want to date you too...



If a stripper starts calling my phone late at night wanting to come over then Yeah....they want to hook up.



It is not rocket science.
Posted by Chef Leppard
Member since Sep 2011
11739 posts
Posted on 7/10/15 at 9:03 am to
Never go to the strip club bro. your head will be all fricked up
Posted by burdman
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
20685 posts
Posted on 7/10/15 at 9:04 am to
Only a speech therapist.
Posted by Tactical Insertion
Member since Feb 2011
3205 posts
Posted on 7/10/15 at 9:05 am to
Sounds like you're going to the wrong type of therapist bub
Posted by boddagetta
Moulton
Member since Mar 2011
9999 posts
Posted on 7/10/15 at 9:06 am to
Yeah but that usually costs extra...
Posted by TigerPanzer
Orlando
Member since Sep 2006
9476 posts
Posted on 7/10/15 at 9:07 am to
San Francisco's Chinatown. Lotsa massage therapy happening when I lived there.
Posted by RaginCajun87
Member since Jul 2013
353 posts
Posted on 7/10/15 at 9:10 am to
quote:

cute 22 year old Hawaiian gal


I think you meant "cute 22 year old Asian gal"
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
10045 posts
Posted on 7/10/15 at 9:11 am to
quote:

Also, when she did my anterior shoulders should would deep breath and I could feel her breath on my face

Well frick, start naming the kids.
Posted by SouthOfSouth
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2008
43456 posts
Posted on 7/10/15 at 9:12 am to
quote:

If a stripper starts calling my phone late at night wanting to come over then Yeah....they want to hook up.


Bet it would have cost you $$$
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 7/10/15 at 9:30 am to
Almost did with 2 different ones. Not at the same time, just over time.
Posted by XxDRS
Member since Jan 2014
243 posts
Posted on 7/10/15 at 9:34 am to
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Only a speech therapist.


Dang that shounds shexy as shite.
This post was edited on 7/10/15 at 9:35 am
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