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Any more embarrassing feeling than getting the runs in public
Posted on 7/22/17 at 9:30 pm
Posted on 7/22/17 at 9:30 pm
Was walking to the movie theater today. About 2 miles to watch Dunkirk. Stupid me had eaten at Pequods for lunch. About a mile -and a half in, I start feeling uneasy. With every growing step, I became more afraid. It eventually got to the point where I wanted to start running but was almost crawling because I was scared to take a step. Made it to restroom with less than a second to spare but I was damned lucky. Really don't know what your supposed to do in these circumstances when you get sick with no bathroom around in a city with nowhere to hide.
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Posted on 7/22/17 at 9:32 pm to athenslife101
Story makes it seem like you were walking there alone? Is this correct?
Posted on 7/22/17 at 9:32 pm to athenslife101
Walking 2 miles to the theater? WTF is this medieval times?
Posted on 7/22/17 at 9:33 pm to athenslife101
I swore i shite my pants one time, and i had to meet people before i could go to the bathroom. Met them, while stiff legged, then got to bathroom, expecting a mess and having to throw my underoos away, but instead, butt cheeks did not let the flow go, just had a serious case of mud butt.
I swore i shite my pants and my car seat would have a tread mark on it.
I swore i shite my pants and my car seat would have a tread mark on it.
Posted on 7/22/17 at 9:35 pm to athenslife101
Yeah,!the rest of my family was going on a trip up north to near Wisconsin. How does that affect anything?
Posted on 7/22/17 at 9:36 pm to athenslife101
Sometimes you just have to drop your pants, take a dump on the side walk, and let god determine whether or not there will be legal consequences.
This post was edited on 7/22/17 at 9:37 pm
Posted on 7/22/17 at 9:36 pm to Huey Lewis
I try to walk 4-6 miles a day. Don't have a car and everything else is public transportation.
Posted on 7/22/17 at 9:38 pm to athenslife101
Ironically, I went to see Dunkirk last night, had to pee about halfway in and some guy was in a stall and it sounded like the scene in Austin Powers with the Irish assassin and Tom Arnold.
Posted on 7/22/17 at 9:38 pm to athenslife101
When I used to jog what they call runner's gut is the worst,way more than mere runs.
Not only bears shite in the woods,I have.
Not only bears shite in the woods,I have.
Posted on 7/22/17 at 9:38 pm to BPTiger
I don't want to ruin my life because of that.
Posted on 7/22/17 at 9:41 pm to gthog61
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When I used to jog what they call runner's gut is the worst,way more than mere runs.
And this is why I don't run/jog.
You don't hear of hiker's gut or cycling gut.
Posted on 7/22/17 at 9:43 pm to athenslife101
Flew to Midland one Saturday for a deposition. Lawyer from Lubbock calls, asks to speak to me. "I can't make it to the deposition, I've had an accident."
"Are you hurt?"
"No, not that type of accident. I went to the bathroom in my pants."
"One or two?"
"Two."
"What happened?"
"I tried to get to the bathroom at McDonald's but the stalls were all in use."
"I'd have gone in the urinal or sink."
Everyone in the room is listening to my end of the conversation.
So, my co-counsel and I flew back to Dallas. Month later, same co-counsel and I have a case in mediation in Dallas. One of the participants has spray diarrhea and completely blasts up the restroom at at first class office in the Turtle Creek area in Dallas. Brown shite water was all over the sinks where he tried to rinse his clothes out.
"Are you hurt?"
"No, not that type of accident. I went to the bathroom in my pants."
"One or two?"
"Two."
"What happened?"
"I tried to get to the bathroom at McDonald's but the stalls were all in use."
"I'd have gone in the urinal or sink."
Everyone in the room is listening to my end of the conversation.
So, my co-counsel and I flew back to Dallas. Month later, same co-counsel and I have a case in mediation in Dallas. One of the participants has spray diarrhea and completely blasts up the restroom at at first class office in the Turtle Creek area in Dallas. Brown shite water was all over the sinks where he tried to rinse his clothes out.
Posted on 7/22/17 at 9:55 pm to chinhoyang
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So, my co-counsel and I flew back to Dallas. Month later, same co-counsel and I have a case in mediation in Dallas. One of the participants has spray diarrhea and completely blasts up the restroom at at first class office in the Turtle Creek area in Dallas. Brown shite water was all over the sinks where he tried to rinse his clothes out
Posted on 7/22/17 at 10:11 pm to athenslife101
Do people get the "runs" enough to need a nickname for it?
It seems like other people have this problem much more often than I do...
It seems like other people have this problem much more often than I do...
Posted on 7/22/17 at 10:21 pm to Huey Lewis
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Walking 2 miles to the theater? WTF is this medieval times?
Posted on 7/22/17 at 10:31 pm to chinhoyang
I shite in a parking garage once. Thats why i carry wet ones in the truck. Traffic was so bad in pittsburgh i was stuck on interstate for hours. I was hoping to make the lobby but didnt. When done i just moved my truck to another level
Posted on 7/22/17 at 10:33 pm to Nado Jenkins83
The origin of the Terrible Towel?
Posted on 7/22/17 at 10:34 pm to soccerfüt
Wish i had one that day. Would have been a great xmas card
Posted on 7/22/17 at 10:46 pm to Nado Jenkins83
And you can't argue the SOBs down, they've got six Lombardis.
Good story.
Posted on 7/22/17 at 10:57 pm to athenslife101
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walk 4-6 miles a day
Dude it's 90+ degrees in GA right now. How fricking bad do you stink? I don't think you shitting your pants would make you smell any worse
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