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Any good Law School jokes or pickup lines?
Posted on 8/4/16 at 3:41 pm
Posted on 8/4/16 at 3:41 pm
All I got is "Say girl, are you SEC rule 506? Because you look like you might be safe harbor for my Regulation D."
Posted on 8/4/16 at 3:43 pm to S
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Any good Law School jokes or pickup lines? by S
Hey baby, you interested in helping me pay off my student debt?
Posted on 8/4/16 at 3:43 pm to S
You should say:
"Say girl, I'm like a defective brick. I'll never get laid."
"Say girl, I'm like a defective brick. I'll never get laid."
Posted on 8/4/16 at 3:45 pm to S
Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
To prevent clients from being billed twice for the same service.
:rimshot:
To prevent clients from being billed twice for the same service.
:rimshot:
Posted on 8/4/16 at 3:46 pm to S
"How does a lawyer get you off?"
"With his penis"
"With his penis"
Posted on 8/4/16 at 4:02 pm to S
You: Why is my first big case like a random homeless man?
Woman: Leave me alone.
You: Cuz I'm fixin' to blow both of 'em.
Woman: Leave me alone.
You: Cuz I'm fixin' to blow both of 'em.
Posted on 8/4/16 at 4:04 pm to S
Hey girl how much debt you have?
Uhh, like 200k
Wow, you make awful life choices you stupid whore.
haahaaaaa
Uhh, like 200k
Wow, you make awful life choices you stupid whore.
haahaaaaa
Posted on 8/5/16 at 8:30 am to Old Money
Blacks Law Dictionary Lives Matter!
Posted on 8/5/16 at 8:38 am to S
Hey girl, i'll grant you an automatic stay if you drop your briefs
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