Any good Anti-British jokes today?

Your teeth are worse than a coonass.

A French farmer is in his fields when he notices a couple lying down together in the grass far ahead. They're completely nude. His mind drifted back to his own youthful indiscretions and he smiled.

Then he noticed the couple wasn't moving. He exclaimed "Mon Dieu! Zey are dead!" He rushed to the village and found a gendarme. The officer whipped out his binoculars and said "Monsieur, I believe you are right! They are unnaturally still and must be dead!"

They find the village doctor, who decides he must examine them close up. He gets a horse and rides up to the couple. The farmer and policeman observe as the doctor walks to the couple, crouches down to look at them, then climbs back on the horse and returns.

When the doctor rode up he said "They are perfectly fine and making exuberant love to each other." The farmer exclaims "But they have not moved for over an hour! How can this be?"

The doctor replied "They are British."

Otto from a Fish Called Wanda:

Otto: Oh, you English are *so* superior, aren't you? Well, would you like to know what you'd be without us, the good ol' U.S. of A. to protect you? I'll tell you. The smallest fricking province in the Russian Empire, that's what! So don't call me stupid, lady. Just thank me.

Otto: I'm here because I'm bored. Bored hanging around this God-awful city. Shoving George's ugly pic... Talking to a lot of snotty, stuck up, intellectual British ****s. Jesus they're uptight they get rigor mortis in the prime of life in this country, standing there with their hair clenched.

Otto: [finds a letter from Archie to Wanda] Just, counting the seconds to the weekends so they can all dress up like ballerinas and whip themselves into a frenzy at the flat at 4. 2B St.

Otto: [recovering] To be honest I hate them. I mean pretending they're so fricking lawyer.

Otto: [recovering again] superior, so fricking superior with those phony accents.

Otto: [Ken peeks in the room] Not you Ken, you have a beautiful speaking voice... when it works.

Otto: [about Wanda] Son of a bitch!