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Posted on 9/21/15 at 11:03 pm
Posted by Kcoyote
Member since Jan 2012
12050 posts
Posted on 9/21/15 at 11:03 pm
In my previous thread I discussed my neighbors lighting off fireworks.

Now I've got two hissing raccoons on my porch who are not responding to me yelling at them or my dog barking straight at them. I will upload pictures of the offenders shortly. So, what should we do with the accused?


Also, still not a trailer park.
Posted by GM
Baker
Member since May 2011
1062 posts
Posted on 9/21/15 at 11:04 pm to
Pepper spray works
Posted by Flamefighter
Center Field
Member since Dec 2007
7629 posts
Posted on 9/21/15 at 11:05 pm to
Fire!!!
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68277 posts
Posted on 9/21/15 at 11:05 pm to
Shovel or bleach in a water pistol. What a shitty trailer park.
Posted by O
Mandeville
Member since Oct 2011
6459 posts
Posted on 9/21/15 at 11:06 pm to
quote:

Also, still not a trailer park.



We know you are still lying.
Posted by southernelite
Dallas
Member since Sep 2009
53177 posts
Posted on 9/21/15 at 11:06 pm to
12 gauge.
Posted by hombreman9
USA
Member since Feb 2009
3781 posts
Posted on 9/21/15 at 11:06 pm to
Just go to bed
Posted by Kcoyote
Member since Jan 2012
12050 posts
Posted on 9/21/15 at 11:07 pm to
This post was edited on 9/21/15 at 11:07 pm
Posted by TROLA
BATON ROUGE
Member since Apr 2004
12343 posts
Posted on 9/21/15 at 11:07 pm to
I second the pepper spray..
Posted by BoostAddict
Member since Jun 2007
2987 posts
Posted on 9/21/15 at 11:08 pm to
It should be comforting to know you'll be among the first to die in the zombie apocalypse.
Posted by Brendoni
Oklahoma City, Ok
Member since Apr 2009
21283 posts
Posted on 9/21/15 at 11:09 pm to




Posted by Kcoyote
Member since Jan 2012
12050 posts
Posted on 9/21/15 at 11:10 pm to
I could obviously shoot them or bludgeon them, but I'm more thinking of a creative way.

Not much for just killing animals, even if they do knock over my trash can every single week.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68277 posts
Posted on 9/21/15 at 11:11 pm to
Fireworks and hispanic music.
Posted by Paige
Vice President of the OT
Member since Oct 2010
84748 posts
Posted on 9/21/15 at 11:11 pm to
Clean your porch, man
Posted by Kcoyote
Member since Jan 2012
12050 posts
Posted on 9/21/15 at 11:14 pm to
quote:

Fireworks and hispanic music.



Best answer so far.
Posted by Kcoyote
Member since Jan 2012
12050 posts
Posted on 9/21/15 at 11:18 pm to
Also update, the larger one in front abandoned his friend and booked it. Raccoons have no honor.

The smaller one is still holding his ground. Raccoons sound like dogs when they growl.
Posted by BoostAddict
Member since Jun 2007
2987 posts
Posted on 9/21/15 at 11:19 pm to
quote:

Not much for just killing animals, even if they do knock over my trash can every single week.



I hear ya...Me either. I had a pet raccoon years ago. That was one smart, crafty and personable animal. More so that any dog I've ever had.
Posted by Charlie Arglist
Wichita, Kansas
Member since Nov 2012
5550 posts
Posted on 9/21/15 at 11:20 pm to
quote:

So, what should we do with the accused?


Call Kevin Hart





This post was edited on 9/21/15 at 11:25 pm
Posted by Signal Soldier
30.411994,-91.183929
Member since Dec 2010
8183 posts
Posted on 9/21/15 at 11:21 pm to
All these replies and no Gump yet

Posted by retired trucker
midwest
Member since Feb 2015
5093 posts
Posted on 9/21/15 at 11:23 pm to
ammonia

get a spray bottle with adjustable spray

and shoot some ammonia near them.....they won't like it and should run once they get a whiff
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