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re: Anonymous letter from daughter to dad about his porn-watching behavior

Posted on 12/16/14 at 9:02 pm to
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 12/16/14 at 9:02 pm to
Imagine the horror when she saw that bourbon bottle in the trash and realized all those talks about not drinking were a hypocritical sham! Surely this new information can only mean one thing: In order for her father to truly love her, she needs to become a hooker and do crystal meth.

Her marriage will end in a sudden emotional moment when one of her husband's socks with some athlete's foot crust is mistaken for a jizz rag. And it will be daddy's fault.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
141796 posts
Posted on 12/16/14 at 9:03 pm to
Dear Daughter:

I fricked your mom.

Sincerely,

Your loving Father
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
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Posted on 12/16/14 at 9:04 pm to
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57463 posts
Posted on 12/16/14 at 9:10 pm to
how many fathers have viewed porn but also put in effort to properly raise their own daughters?
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57463 posts
Posted on 12/16/14 at 9:12 pm to
Do you think she will consider herself a failure when she finds a playboy in her sons room?

"DAMN YOU DAD!!!!!!"
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
35352 posts
Posted on 12/16/14 at 9:14 pm to
Dear daughter,


Your husband cranks it to porn, and then lies to you about it.


Sincerely,


The Hypocrite
This post was edited on 12/16/14 at 9:15 pm
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76270 posts
Posted on 12/16/14 at 9:19 pm to
Pics of this prudish count would be appreciated
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57463 posts
Posted on 12/16/14 at 9:21 pm to
Notice the word anonymous?
Posted by GeauxTigerTM
Member since Sep 2006
30596 posts
Posted on 12/16/14 at 9:24 pm to
JoeMoTiger
Missouri Fan
KC Area
Member since Nov 2013
2006 posts

quote:

Every second you spend watching porn is time you've stolen from your family, time you could have or should have been spending on self improvement, doing daily chores or helping others.

How many hours, days, months, years have people wasted watching porn just for that momentary dopamine high?


For some porn is as addictive as any drug.


See...I knew bringing in Mizzou was a mistake.
Posted by Rhino5
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2014
28898 posts
Posted on 12/16/14 at 9:27 pm to
Preaching and the following through when no ones looking is a bitch. That's what we have here.
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76270 posts
Posted on 12/16/14 at 9:28 pm to
quote:

Every second you spend doing anything is time you've stolen from your family,

Posted by MMauler
Member since Jun 2013
19216 posts
Posted on 12/16/14 at 9:32 pm to
Translation: She hasn't found her husband's porn stash yet.

Moral: Hide your porn stash behind multiple layers of files, subfiles, and extraordinarily difficult passwords that change regularly.
Posted by Spawn
Berlin
Member since Oct 2006
7048 posts
Posted on 12/16/14 at 9:34 pm to
quote:

For some porn is as addictive as any drug.


I've looked at porn everyday for the last 35 years. It's not addictive.
Posted by bendellee
Member since Aug 2006
2428 posts
Posted on 12/16/14 at 9:41 pm to
quote:

How is she being nosey exactly? She didnt ask to see the porn and she was 12 for frick's sake.


She's not being nosy. She doesn't exist.


This "Letter" was written by a self righteous blogger/e-minister trying to drum up traffic and people to judge.

I'd bet my incognito mode on it.
Posted by Sentrius
Fort Rozz
Member since Jun 2011
64757 posts
Posted on 12/16/14 at 9:44 pm to
This woman needs mental help. She sounds unstable as hell and batshit crazy.

I will never get why Christian fundamentalists are so obsessed with porn and the fact that it exists.
Posted by Rhino5
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2014
28898 posts
Posted on 12/16/14 at 9:44 pm to
quote:

I've looked at porn everyday for the last 35 years. It's not addictive.


WTF?

Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
48836 posts
Posted on 12/16/14 at 9:45 pm to
Apparently dad doesn't know how to clear history after he punches the clown.
Posted by Rhino5
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2014
28898 posts
Posted on 12/16/14 at 9:48 pm to
quote:

This woman needs mental help. She sounds unstable as hell and bat shite crazy. I will never get why Christian fundamentalists are so obsessed with porn and the fact that it exists.


Im betting dad spoke harshly against it and took them to church everyday and told her to dress conservatively and yet he's watch girls her age end their lives. Wouldn't be so quick to judge junior.
Posted by bendellee
Member since Aug 2006
2428 posts
Posted on 12/16/14 at 9:48 pm to
quote:

I will never get why Christian fundamentalists are so obsessed with porn and the fact that it exists.
well, for starters, our entire belief system started with 2 naked people in a garden.

Posted by GeauxTigerTM
Member since Sep 2006
30596 posts
Posted on 12/16/14 at 9:51 pm to
quote:

Wouldn't be so quick to judge junior.


I'm judging anyone in this thread to be a moron if they assume this letter to be written by an actual person relaying actual events. This hits so many stereotypical complaints that it reads like a rejected Lifetime movie.
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