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re: Ancient Greek statue of laptop computer proves time travel

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Posted by Dr RC
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Posted on 2/4/16 at 4:41 pm to
why exactly are conspiracy theorists saying its too thin to be a jewelry box?

it cant be for necklaces or rings?
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 2/4/16 at 4:42 pm to
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yoga girl
finally someone that gets it.

Thank God I'm not the only sane rational person on this board
Posted by Gnar Cat21
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Posted on 2/4/16 at 4:42 pm to
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How would we know if one had perished long ago?


the same way we know dinosaurs existed, i suppose
Posted by Scruffy
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Posted on 2/4/16 at 4:42 pm to
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why exactly are conspiracy theorists saying its too thin to be a jewelry box?

it cant be for necklaces or rings?
The ability to build thin boxes wasn't invented until around 1200 AD.
This post was edited on 2/4/16 at 4:43 pm
Posted by Shexter
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Posted on 2/4/16 at 4:42 pm to
Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
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Posted on 2/4/16 at 4:43 pm to
Or a makeup box with a mirror on the underside of the lid.

Posted by yoga girl
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Posted on 2/4/16 at 4:43 pm to
Allow me to own you on this issue.

This image is tied to the Oracle of Delphi.

Sir Raymond Drake,"the only authority on the ancient astronaut theory to have spoken before a closed door meeting of the House of Lords UFO group chaired by the late Earl of Clancarty, Brinsley Le Poer Trench", has studied numerous ancient writings.

His work proves that the Oracle of Delphi was either a conduit for prophetic messages from another world (planet) OR that alien assistance of some kind was provided to the Oracle.

This makes way more sense than "its a book" or "its a mirror" or "its a box."

The best is "ethylene gas" which is laughable. These government sponsored "researchers" will do anything to try to (unsuccessfully) disprove most ancient alien theories.
Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
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Posted on 2/4/16 at 4:44 pm to
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The ability to build thin boxes wasn't invented until around 1200 AD.

Posted by Sasquatch Smash
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Posted on 2/4/16 at 4:44 pm to
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A box? It looks exactly like a laptop - exactly. Not even the doubters have said it is a box - they say it is a writing tablet (which is idiotic).


Pretty sure in the linked article it says "shallow chest." What do you think they mean by that other than meaning a thin box?
Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
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Posted on 2/4/16 at 4:45 pm to
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Allow me to own you on this issue.

Ready when you are.
Posted by yoga girl
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Posted on 2/4/16 at 4:46 pm to
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finally someone that gets it.

Thank God I'm not the only sane rational person on this board


Thanks! Basically, the skeptics will do anything to find some convoluted way to say "no ancient aliens", which is stupid. Ancient alien theories aren't perfect, and some of them I see on Ancient Aliens seem far fetched, but the main premise of ancient alien theories cannot just be brushed off just because some people don't like it.

Posted by Shexter
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Posted on 2/4/16 at 4:46 pm to
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
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Posted on 2/4/16 at 4:46 pm to
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His work proves


I don't think you know what the word "proves" means.

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This makes way more sense than "its a book" or "its a mirror" or "its a box."


Yeah, clearly.

Heather is the greatest troll of all time.
Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
Member since May 2014
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Posted on 2/4/16 at 4:47 pm to
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Heather is the greatest troll of all time.

She's too knowledgeable on the topic to be a troll. She believes this shite.

Ignores all the logical shite to reach the "aliens" conclusion.

I heard a doctor say something one time that really stuck with me. He was talking about a family member.

"She distorts reality to fit her perception of the truth."
This post was edited on 2/4/16 at 4:48 pm
Posted by GeauxTigerTM
Member since Sep 2006
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Posted on 2/4/16 at 4:47 pm to
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Allow me to own you on this issue.




quote:

His work proves that the Oracle of Delphi was either a conduit for prophetic messages from another world (planet) OR that alien assistance of some kind was provided to the Oracle.




quote:

This makes way more sense than "its a book" or "its a mirror" or "its a box."


Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
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Posted on 2/4/16 at 4:47 pm to
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but the main premise of ancient alien theories cannot just be brushed off just because some people don't like it.



But they can be brushed off because there is no legitimate evidence for them at all.
Posted by Stagg8
Houston
Member since Jan 2005
12986 posts
Posted on 2/4/16 at 4:48 pm to
So the ancient aliens kept the tablets for themselves and only shared laptops with the Greeks? Those sand-baggin' sons of bitches.
Posted by BBONDS25
Member since Mar 2008
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Posted on 2/4/16 at 4:48 pm to
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We know no aliens assisted the ancients in doing things they clearly could not do on their own (even though there is ample evidence this happened).


Heather...why the name change?
Posted by Soup Sammich
Member since Aug 2015
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Posted on 2/4/16 at 4:48 pm to
That last picture proves it was a laptop and that back then the head could live without the body.
Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
Member since May 2014
22650 posts
Posted on 2/4/16 at 4:49 pm to
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there is no legitimate evidence for them at all
The only evidence they have is (a) "we don't know what that thing is" or (b) "we don't know how they did it."
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