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Am I Dead...or Dying?
Posted on 3/28/20 at 10:17 am
Posted on 3/28/20 at 10:17 am
Hey, all you cool cats and kittens...
fricking coronavirus.
Every time I cough or have the slightest tightness in my chest I think I'm gonna wind-up in a NYC or New Orleans hospital surrounded by other highly infectious people who are struggling to live.
So, I go and get our trusty forehead thermometer to soothe my fears...no fever...no death. Problem is, each time I take my temp, I'm consistently in the 96 degree range. I've tested it on the wife and kid...both normal 98 degree ranges, so why the frick am I always around 96?
I'm chalking-up the cough and tightness to allergies for the moment - especially after the nice extended walk the wife and I had around the neighborhood golf course yesterday (humble brag) while keeping our social distance from others.
Anyway, has anyone else had similar issues with the forehead thermometers? Are there other ice people out there like me...or am I a lone wolf here...and my core temperature is reversing, and thus I will turn into a block of ice (which I'm quite certain will make some of you happy, or at least my serial downvoter that always finds me).
fricking coronavirus.
Every time I cough or have the slightest tightness in my chest I think I'm gonna wind-up in a NYC or New Orleans hospital surrounded by other highly infectious people who are struggling to live.
So, I go and get our trusty forehead thermometer to soothe my fears...no fever...no death. Problem is, each time I take my temp, I'm consistently in the 96 degree range. I've tested it on the wife and kid...both normal 98 degree ranges, so why the frick am I always around 96?
I'm chalking-up the cough and tightness to allergies for the moment - especially after the nice extended walk the wife and I had around the neighborhood golf course yesterday (humble brag) while keeping our social distance from others.
Anyway, has anyone else had similar issues with the forehead thermometers? Are there other ice people out there like me...or am I a lone wolf here...and my core temperature is reversing, and thus I will turn into a block of ice (which I'm quite certain will make some of you happy, or at least my serial downvoter that always finds me).
This post was edited on 3/28/20 at 10:52 am
Posted on 3/28/20 at 10:19 am to RummelTiger
Low temp means AIDS, not. coronavirus
Posted on 3/28/20 at 10:19 am to RummelTiger
Get you a rectal thermometer
Owlie has a black one with a larger diameter he uses
Owlie has a black one with a larger diameter he uses
Posted on 3/28/20 at 10:20 am to RummelTiger
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tightness in my chest
Listen, fat. Take the laundry off the peleton and give it a whirl every now and then.
Posted on 3/28/20 at 10:20 am to RummelTiger
98.6 is just the average temperature that humans run. Being only an average, some people consistently run a little high or a little low. I'm usually 97.9
Posted on 3/28/20 at 10:21 am to RummelTiger
forehead thermometers say on the cardboard pkge only good within 3 or 4 degrees.
junk for kids to.play doctor
junk for kids to.play doctor
Posted on 3/28/20 at 10:22 am to RummelTiger
I don't want to live in a world where the mods start dropping like flies.
Posted on 3/28/20 at 10:22 am to hombreman9
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Low temp means AIDS, not. coronavirus
Well, I don't think it's AIDS, but I guess you just never know...
Posted on 3/28/20 at 10:22 am to tonydtigr
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I'm usually 97.9
im usually 97.3
op. get a real thermometer.
Posted on 3/28/20 at 10:22 am to RummelTiger
Serious note, My late great mother ran on an unusually low temp as her base line
Posted on 3/28/20 at 10:23 am to RummelTiger
Stick your index and middle finger up your arse and if you cough up mucus then you have coronaV.
Posted on 3/28/20 at 10:23 am to RummelTiger
Probably lack of brain activity
Posted on 3/28/20 at 10:24 am to RummelTiger
That pic just further proves how much hotter normal conservative chicks are over liberal loons
Posted on 3/28/20 at 10:24 am to RummelTiger
Don’t let the hypochondria take you over.
Posted on 3/28/20 at 10:25 am to MusclesofBrussels
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Probably lack of brain activity
Posted on 3/28/20 at 10:26 am to MusclesofBrussels
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Probably lack of brain activity
No, that's not it, Jean Claude.
My brain is like a beehive on a daily basis - something the likes of you cannot even begin to comprehend!
Posted on 3/28/20 at 10:28 am to tonydtigr
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98.6 is just the average temperature that humans run.
So you're saying that Rummy is below average? Shocker!
Posted on 3/28/20 at 10:28 am to RummelTiger
It's crud season. I had it a couple of weeks ago.
See if your Dr will call you in a scrip for steroids.
See if your Dr will call you in a scrip for steroids.
Posted on 3/28/20 at 10:29 am to RummelTiger
"Reagan-Bush '84" hat.
Those babes are almost 60 years old now...
Those babes are almost 60 years old now...
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