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re: Almost got my butt kicked last night
Posted on 9/5/15 at 9:20 am to Makinbacon
Posted on 9/5/15 at 9:20 am to Makinbacon
You're lucky your friend stepped in. I'm a bouncer there and was just trying to have a couple of beers on an off night.
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Posted on 9/5/15 at 9:22 am to Makinbacon
What kind of dirtbag wears sandals to the bar? Not your fault IMO
Posted on 9/5/15 at 9:54 am to Makinbacon
I like it. I wish I'd have been washing my hands and observed. I'd have taken him aside though and looked him in the eye while asking him, "so, you're going to let a guy piss on you and laugh at you?".
Posted on 9/5/15 at 11:49 am to SEClint
shite happens.
He'll get over it.
He'll get over it.
Posted on 9/5/15 at 11:56 am to 82fumanchu
I think I would sway if "Sweet Caroline" came on while I was buzzed 
Posted on 9/5/15 at 12:26 pm to 82fumanchu
quote:
Don't lie. You lost track of where you were pissing because you were staring at his dick.
Yep!
Posted on 9/5/15 at 12:28 pm to forksup
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I think I would sway if "Sweet Caroline" came on while I was buzzed
This is universally understood.Posted on 9/5/15 at 12:40 pm to Makinbacon
you can't be considered an a-hole for swaying to music while drunk and pissing. its so normal.
Glad you got out of it alive.
Peace. Out.
Glad you got out of it alive.
Peace. Out.
Posted on 9/5/15 at 12:56 pm to Makinbacon
This story would be better if y'all had fought. Two dudes rolling around in the bathroom, one with pee on his foot, both with dicks still hanging out.
Posted on 9/5/15 at 1:04 pm to Makinbacon
Short barrels tend to be inacurrate. Next time move closet to the urinal and quit starring at ducks in the bathroom.
Posted on 9/5/15 at 1:57 pm to cascadia
Should have told him you were marking your territory while laughing.
Posted on 9/5/15 at 4:06 pm to Makinbacon
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sandles
Sandals.
And you're a douche.
Posted on 9/5/15 at 4:56 pm to Makinbacon
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Had to go piss, started swaying to music being played and I managed to piss on dudes foot in urinal next to mine.
decadence gonna decadence
Posted on 9/5/15 at 5:05 pm to Makinbacon
Sometimes it's hard to get the turtle to come out of its shell.
Posted on 9/5/15 at 5:14 pm to cascadia
This from an Oregon fan:
Normal people would stare if there were ducks in the bathroom.
Additionally how would you know about the accuracy of a short barrel? That's a rhetorical question, we know how you know. Congrats on the baby wren peeping out of the nest penis you have.
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Short barrels tend to be inacurrate. Next time move closet to the urinal and quit starring at ducks in the bathroom.
Normal people would stare if there were ducks in the bathroom.
Additionally how would you know about the accuracy of a short barrel? That's a rhetorical question, we know how you know. Congrats on the baby wren peeping out of the nest penis you have.
Posted on 9/5/15 at 5:14 pm to Makinbacon
First thing you should have said after apologizing was "hey bro, it's cool, I don't have any communicable diseases." Unless of course you do.
Posted on 9/5/15 at 5:17 pm to Makinbacon
You are lucky you didn't piss on my shoes because if you did I would have started pissing ALL OVER you and if you said a word about it you would have gotten KTFO!
Posted on 9/5/15 at 5:25 pm to Makinbacon
Posted on 9/5/15 at 5:26 pm to lsu480
I'd have fished that huge Sweet Tart out of the bottom of the urinal and made the person who pissed on my shoe eat it to completion.
Open-toed sandals to a bar?
Open-toed sandals to a bar?
Posted on 9/5/15 at 5:45 pm to Makinbacon
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dude was wearing sandles
fgt was asking for it
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