re: Abolish the CDC. Any institution that can come up with this crap

Keep up the good fight snuffleupagus.

Why'd you only quote half of my post?

I can think and speak clearly on the matter because I didn't suffer the trauma of mutilation at birth nor carry the burden of permanent loss.

What trauma? I think the trauma of coming out of my mom's vagoo would scar me more, if I could remember it.

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I can think and speak clearly on the matter because I didn't suffer the trauma of mutilation at birth nor carry the burden of permanent loss.

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I didn't even know what circumcision was or that I had been until I was like 14. GTFO

During a night of drinking with my fiancé and her friend, this topic came up due to circumcision protesters taking up spots on the corner of a busy intersection in Tuscaloosa. I learned that my fiancé would not have ever had sex with me, nor continued a relationship with me if my dick were wearing a turtleneck. She then went farther and proudly proclaimed that she had been with any uncircumcised freaks. Her friend, however, had been with one.

Then began the story of the girl's one time with a "weird dick." Basically she had been talking to a guy for a while and actually liked him. Things progressed and they started dating. Finally the day came where they would engage in carnal relations. Now the friend was no stranger to penis, but when she pulled down his pants, and was horrified to discover one draped in a wizard's robe. She refused to give any oral pleasure, but still laid back and allowed some of the old in-out, in-out. She described the experience as terrible, because she could feel the extra skin just hanging around inside here, while the rest of the dick moved in a piston like motion. She was too freaked out to get any enjoyment out of it, but put on a show to protect his feeling. While she did like him, she wound up breaking up with him a week later, all because of his anteater.

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My penis looks great and all, but I've always wanted to know who first thought up the idea of circumcision and convinced everyone it was a great thing to do, centuries ago.

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This is actually fairly well known.

The group of people who started it, led by a prophet named Abraham, are called the Jews.

congrats on that nasty peen you will have to live with in times square after you pee your panties.

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Whereas, us clean dudes have all had the experience, albeit brief for most, of both sides of the matter.

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Suuuuuuuuure.