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A lyrical and pictorial tribute to the Trashiness that is Florida
Posted on 1/13/16 at 6:24 pm
Posted on 1/13/16 at 6:24 pm
Sung to the tune of Lee Greenwood's "God Bless the USA"
Disclaimer: I am not, nor have I ever been, from Florida.
If tomorrow all the things were gone
I worked for all my life
And I didn't have my trailer
Just dumb kids and an ugly wife
Well I'd thank my trashy stars,
I'm in Florida, USA
Cause this flag still stands for heathens
And they can't take that away
And I'm proud to be a Floridian
Where you know we stay trashy
And I won't forget the ones who died
But live on in infamy
And we'll gladly shoot up next to you
And make headlines ev'ry day
'Cause there ain't no doubt
That Florida can
Make Bama look okay
From the jorts of Pensacola
The Pill Mills of Kissimmee
Across the Gainsville Nexus
From the Gulf to Miami
From the rednecks of Daytona
To the thugs in Tampa Bay
Well there's trash in every Floridian heart
And we plan to stay that way
Well I'm proud to be a Floridian
We get Publix crab legs free
From the meth labs to the Oceanside
We're as trash as trash can be,
And there's Cubans shacked up, next to Jews
And Key West is super Gay,
It's like 'Merca poured out,
Its garbage can
A Hot Mess and here to stay
And We're proud that we're all Floridians
But at least we've got Disney
Snorting bath salts in our single wides,
Then go rob a pharmacy,
And we'll prob'bly end up, on the news
We're a special brand of cray,
'Cause there ain't no doubt
As a Florida man
We'll be trashy every dayyyyyyyyyyy
Disclaimer: I am not, nor have I ever been, from Florida.
If tomorrow all the things were gone
I worked for all my life
And I didn't have my trailer
Just dumb kids and an ugly wife
Well I'd thank my trashy stars,
I'm in Florida, USA
Cause this flag still stands for heathens
And they can't take that away
And I'm proud to be a Floridian
Where you know we stay trashy
And I won't forget the ones who died
But live on in infamy
And we'll gladly shoot up next to you
And make headlines ev'ry day
'Cause there ain't no doubt
That Florida can
Make Bama look okay
From the jorts of Pensacola
The Pill Mills of Kissimmee
Across the Gainsville Nexus
From the Gulf to Miami
From the rednecks of Daytona
To the thugs in Tampa Bay
Well there's trash in every Floridian heart
And we plan to stay that way
Well I'm proud to be a Floridian
We get Publix crab legs free
From the meth labs to the Oceanside
We're as trash as trash can be,
And there's Cubans shacked up, next to Jews
And Key West is super Gay,
It's like 'Merca poured out,
Its garbage can
A Hot Mess and here to stay
And We're proud that we're all Floridians
But at least we've got Disney
Snorting bath salts in our single wides,
Then go rob a pharmacy,
And we'll prob'bly end up, on the news
We're a special brand of cray,
'Cause there ain't no doubt
As a Florida man
We'll be trashy every dayyyyyyyyyyy
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Posted on 1/13/16 at 6:33 pm to fr33manator
Can't decide if beautiful or retarded.
Posted on 1/13/16 at 6:47 pm to ManBearTiger
quote:
Can't decide if beautiful or retarded.
That's Florida in a nutshell
Posted on 1/13/16 at 6:49 pm to fr33manator
I like it
Posted on 1/13/16 at 6:49 pm to ManBearTiger
quote:
Can't decide if beautiful or retarded
Posted on 1/13/16 at 7:09 pm to fr33manator
Funny.
After listening to Lee Greenwood, I found other youtube vides of him singing that song, that led to 9/11 and Bush throwing out the 1st pitch of game 3 in NY.
I then realized how much this country has changed in 14 years.
After listening to Lee Greenwood, I found other youtube vides of him singing that song, that led to 9/11 and Bush throwing out the 1st pitch of game 3 in NY.
I then realized how much this country has changed in 14 years.
Posted on 1/13/16 at 7:38 pm to fr33manator
quote:
'Cause there ain't no doubt
That Florida can
Make Bama look okay
This is no doubt gonna be a shitshow.
Eta: Kind of a dick move by the cop to search the guy for not having safety lights on his bike. Probably had legit probable cause though.
This post was edited on 1/13/16 at 7:40 pm
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