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A+ for Effort: Woman wheels corpse into bank to sign off on a loan
Posted on 4/17/24 at 8:37 am
Posted on 4/17/24 at 8:37 am
This awesome. This woman is a go getter! Death won’t even stop her from trying. We need more people willing to lay it on the line in this world.
Daily mail
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This is the moment a woman wheeled a corpse into a bank and allegedly tried to get him to 'sign off' a loan in her name while holding his head up in front of suspicious staff who asked why he looked so pale.
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Bank employees started filming the pair and ended up calling for an ambulance and police as she used her hand to keep the deceased pensioner's head upright and told him: 'Uncle, are you listening? You have to sign it. I can't sign for you.'
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The video showed the dead man's head swaying back and forth before she grabbed hold of his neck with her left hand from behind. She urged him: 'Sign here and stop giving me a headache' but was met by a logical silence from the man she was pretending to have a conversation with.
Daily mail
This post was edited on 4/17/24 at 9:22 am
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Posted on 4/17/24 at 8:41 am to Covingtontiger77
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She urged him: 'Sign here and stop giving me a headache' but was met by a logical silence from the man she was pretending to have a conversation with.
I try this all the time and still get nagged too.
Posted on 4/17/24 at 8:41 am to Covingtontiger77
clearly the man is identifying as being alive.
Posted on 4/17/24 at 8:43 am to Alyosha
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I try this all the time and still get nagged too.
Posted on 4/17/24 at 8:43 am to Covingtontiger77
Took him to vote after
Posted on 4/17/24 at 8:43 am to Covingtontiger77
WTF?
Posted on 4/17/24 at 8:44 am to Covingtontiger77
Weekend at Bernie’s special.
Posted on 4/17/24 at 8:45 am to Covingtontiger77
They should at least give her 20 bucks for the attempt 
Posted on 4/17/24 at 8:45 am to Covingtontiger77
When you watch Weekend at Bernie’s for the 700th time and start thinking, “hey, it’s not that crazy is it?”
Posted on 4/17/24 at 8:46 am to Covingtontiger77
Looks like a possible sequel in the making, Weekend at Bernie's bank?
Posted on 4/17/24 at 8:47 am to Covingtontiger77
Posted on 4/17/24 at 8:47 am to genuineLSUtiger
Posted on 4/17/24 at 8:49 am to Covingtontiger77
Is that Condaleeza Rice?
Posted on 4/17/24 at 8:59 am to Covingtontiger77
How did she possibly think she would get away with this
Posted on 4/17/24 at 8:59 am to NATidefan
Should have taken him to a tanning booth before the bank.
Posted on 4/17/24 at 9:07 am to Pelican fan99
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How did she possibly think she would get away with this
Well, probably hoping the bank employees were as dumb as she is. If she picked the right bank, she might have succeeded.
Posted on 4/17/24 at 9:17 am to Covingtontiger77
Posted on 4/17/24 at 9:21 am to Covingtontiger77
If White House staff can run a fricking country by doing it, she should be able to get a loan doing the same thing.
Posted on 4/17/24 at 9:21 am to Covingtontiger77
I hope this sub-human witch dies in prison.
Posted on 4/17/24 at 9:21 am to OlGrandad
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Should have taken him to a tanning booth before the bank.
Spray-on could have done wonders.
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